Percy's Message Board
Percy: LETS HAVE A COMPETITION WHERE WE ALL HAVE TO WRITE BOOKS WITH ADVICE IN THEM!!!
Annabeth: You had me at Write Books
Piper: You had me at Advice
Hazel: Fine.
Annabeth Published a Book: Surviving Camp Half Blood Advice
Chapter 1- Clarisse La Rue
We all know Clarisse La Rue. She's the Daughter of Ares that everyone fears.
She isn't afraid to shove your head down a toilet, and she DEFINATLY isn't afraid of Death!
Here are some tips on how to survive her attacks.
1. Never Show Fear
2. Never challenge her to a duel
3. NEVER DONT YOU EVER LOOK HER IN THE EYES!!!!
4. Never look near her
5. Just don't be a child of Ares!!!!
6. Don't say or even THINK about her name!!!
7. Don't underestimate what she can do!! Only Percy Jackson can do that since he can battle her and win!
8. She's Killed a Drakon Before. I think you know the rest.....
Comments:
Clarisse: Well that hurts.....
Annabeth: Sorry, just don't want anyone hurt!
Party_Pony_#1: DDDDDUUUUDDDDDDEEEEETTTTT!!!! YOU SHOULD TOTTALY BUT US IN HERE!
Annabeth: Ok! Party Ponies next!
Percy: THIS AINT OVER!!!!!!!
Piper Published a Book- Relation Ship Advice- Demigod Style
Chapter 1- Good and Bad
There comes a time where Your Boyfriend/Girlfriend ends up going for the bad side, leaving you on the good side.
What I have to say is....
1. Don't join the Bad side. the bad side is bad.
2. Don't give up on love
3. Try to change your boyfriend/girlfriend
4. Don't fight him/her
5. Don't forget the good memories
6. don't go crazy
Chapter 2- Fake
Most of my relation ship with Jason Grace was fake, but it felt so real!
So, if this happens to you, here are some tips:
1. don't be sad, there may be a chance you can still be together!
2. Blame Hera
3. Don't focus on the fake memories, and focus on the present
4. Keep Calm
Comments:
Percy: THIS ISNT OVER!!!
Hazel: Percy, WE HAVENT EVEN UPLOADED OUR ADVICE BOOKS! OF COURSE IT'S NOT OVER!!!!
Annabeth: 2 chapters at once! I see how your playing!
Piper: What? I Have friends that have relationship problems!
Annabeth: Hate to rain on your parade, but your only friends are the ones on the Argo 2!
Percy published a Book: Advice on Doing Contests
Chapter 1- Advice stories contests
Ok, so this is for a contest I'm doing, so here you go:
1. NEVER DO THEM WITH GIRLS THAT HAVE LOTS OF EXPERIENCE OF CONTESTS!
2. Take it serious
3. Never do these kinds of contests with a daughter of love
4. Never do these kinds of contests with a daughter of wisdom
5. Never do these kinds of contests with a girl who has lived twice (even if she hasn't done her part of the contest yet)
6. Don't be the only boy
7. study a lot before you do your part
8. Make sure your girlfriend doesn't part in the contest
9. never ask Leo Valdez to play. I asked him in person, and he said no because he would just do advice on how to get girls.
10. Never do anything stupid
Comments:
Annabeth: Gee, you practically made this just for boys -_-
Hazel: I KNOW YOU MENTIONED US IN THERE!
Piper: Good, you didn't put the daughter of beauty.
Percy: @Piper: I was, but then I found out I would die.
Hazel Published a Story: Advice Book #1: living twice
Ok, so since I have lived twice (Thanks, Nico) I decided to make this. and I'm in a contest...
1. You must know what a chicken nugget is or you'll get looked at funny
2. make sure your up to date on things.
3. don't be friend someone a while before you die, come back alive, find out that friend died, find out your friend is your new friends great grandpa. you'll be in tears.
4. Don't be a demigod If this happens. just don't -_-
5. don't be a child of hades.
6. make sure you didn't come back alive because you have a half brother that has a sister that died and he wanted to have a second chance of having a sister.
That is all.
Comments:
Nico: That isn't what happened!
Hazel: @Nico I know! >:D
Leo: IT ISNT MY FAULT YOU AND I WERE IN THE SAME PROPHECY TOGETHER THEN YOU FIND OUT I'M A YOUNGER VERSION OF SAMMY!
Hazel: Heh. I know >:D
Pluto: HA! SHE SAID DONT BE A CHILD OF HADES! NOT PLUTO! :D
Hades: I take that by offense -_-
Percy: Who won?
Annabeth: Lets see the votes for the advice stories!
Piper: I got 5
Annabeth: 6
Piper: D:
Percy: SERIOUSLY? ONLY 1???
Leo: I feel stupid for being the only one to vote on Percy's.
Percy: Thanks, dude.
Hazel: I got 2. HAHA! I GOT MORE THAN PERCY! >:D
Annabeth: I WIN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Percy: O_O
Leo: Percy, I think your dating a sicko.
Annabeth: -_-
