It was a dark stormy day. Rolf Sartorius and his foster parent wait at the hospital after Rolf's water broke. All his family and friends were in the waiting room (Baby Ariel, Johnny Orlando, and... Oh wait that's it... *roasted*). Back to what I was saying, the doctor told Rolf that it will happen quick. He said that Rolf had to push. He pushed one, two, three... at that very moment the skies cleared, the rain stopped, and you could hear the angels singing. A miracle had been born. Rolf held his new born child in glory. He said that since he has the stupidest name man has ever created, he need to make it up by giving this gift the most beautiful one... Harambe. That's where Harambe's life started.
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The life of Harambe
RandomThis is a touching biography about the life of a soul that will live on. Nobody knows what happened but us. This will be a roller coaster ride with twists and turn, ups and downs, and major plot twists. Also, as doge would say, "Much emotional, very...
