One day, Harambe was peacefully eating bananas when this crazy kid saw Harambe and wanted his fame and fortune. He went in the cage when his idiot mom wasn't watching and started to attack Harambe. Harambe wanted peace so he just gave him a hug but the boy continue to beat the gorilla. Next, was tragedy. The animal control took out their gun and . . . BAM!!! They shot Harambe he was gone. When Harambe got shot he blanked out . . . but when he opened his eyes he found himself in the most beautiful land he's ever been to. It was filled the most beautiful bananas. As he walked around, he found this old homeless man. He said welcome to HEAVEN *angels sing*. I am Jesus (Hay-zuezszszszs) . . .
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The life of Harambe
RandomThis is a touching biography about the life of a soul that will live on. Nobody knows what happened but us. This will be a roller coaster ride with twists and turn, ups and downs, and major plot twists. Also, as doge would say, "Much emotional, very...
