(Katniss and Gale in the woods)
Gale:I bought bread
Katniss:OMG IS THAT REAL
Gale:No Its plastic now we can play bakery! says in a girly voice and twirls hair
Katniss:Ima go uh find Peeta um have fun..says awkwardly and runs away
Gale:Okay looks around and nobody's there and sees a turkeyoh Mister Turkey come play bakery with me!turkey runs away
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(No specific place)
Tris:I'm selfish brave and smart
Four:No shit girl your super selfish
Tris:....Did I really need to know that
Four:files nails and looks up if your gonna save all of chicago your gonna have to change that to selfless Stiff paints nails purple and blows dry much better
Tris:Four arent you a guy
Four:Looks up and frowns and fixes Tris's hair no shit sherlock
Tris:Rolls eyes and face palms
Four:Don't give me that attitude says while putting lipstick on
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(The Ferris Wheel)
Four:I dare you to jump down
Tris:sure I've done it before says care free and jumps Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-oof ow oh man shit oh why did i do that splats on the floor with broken bones Four why why did you want me to jump
Four: Cause your an annoying idiot laughs and slowly climbs down
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(random comments)
Eragon(to Nasuada):why are you so fat
Nasuada:im not fat just burly complains
Eragon(to Brom):so my mother cheated on her husband
Brom:uh no um no maybe no looks around nervously watching out for morzan
Morzan(to brom):SHE WHAT tries to kill Brom
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Galbatorix(to noone in particular):I'm only stealing the eggs cause they are a delicacy in my kingdom says gentlemanly
Arya:I saw them first
Galbatorix:no I did
Arya:you wanna fight huh come at me bro
eragon and saphira holding her back
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Saphira:Okay 50 bucks every hour
Eragon and Arya:okay that's agreeable
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Hermione:I love you Ron!!
Ron:stops kissing a girl and turns around see ya later baby says to girl
Hermione: O.O .............uhm ne-nevermind ;(
Poor Hermione wut evs anyways she has Harry so yeah please comment and vote bye ~ReadingGeek! signing off Lmao
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Short StoryWell the tittle says it all just funny stuff im taking characters that I DO NOT OWN and making them if already funny funnier haha anyways read please vote and comment :) Caution:Ahead you will be ambushed by the funniest script in the world take ca...
