The Days I will Remember

Chapter 11

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<A.J'S POV>

I woke up on the couch next to Niall. He was so cute when he slept. His light snoring and his parted lips. I got up and made myself some Lucky Charms. I picked only the marshmellows and poured the milk on just those. I grabbed my big spoon and chomped down on the mallows. I heard Niall yawn in the other room.

"Hey schnookems!" he said in his deep morning voice. I had a mouth full of the mallows when he farted. I spit them out as I laughed. We laughed on the floor and I exploded and so did Niall. We died.

<MEANWHILE IN HEAVEN>

      "Thanks for your gas. NOW WE ARE FUCKING DEAD!" I yelled at him.

     " WELL WHY DID YOU LAUGH?" he screamed back. He had a point. It was quiet. The whisping of the clouds we were standing on were the only things making a sound. He pulled me into a hug.

     "I am sorry babe," he said softly. We kissed and made up. 

     "GET A ROOM!" we heard a booming voice yell. It was God.

     "GOD?!" I yelled.

     "YES AMANDA?" he answered.

     "Why are we here?" I questioned.

     "WELL, YOUR BOYFRIEND OVER HERE DECIDED TO FART AND YOU LAUGHED SO HARD YOU EXPLODED!" he replied.

     "But we are too young to die!" I yelled back. Silence. Then we heard someone have a coughing fit.

     "*COUGH* *COUGH* WELL *COUGH* YOU MADE A *COUGH* DECISION TO LAUGH *COUGH* AND YOU JUST *COUGH* EXPLODED! THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY!" he said. I threw my arms up in frustration. This could not be happening. I was not dead.