Konoha's Akairo Senkõ

Best Meal Ever

I found a pairing for Konohamaru. It may, or may not be typical Hanabi though. I'm trying to make naruto not that powerful as well cause it'd be really boring but he should at least be low chunin. I'mma push comedy inside this story as well. I just hope it's original for u readers.
And why do people read my other fanfic? Isn't this better? The other one is just jumbled up shit I came up with to make naruto as op as possible and I realized that I don't actually like what I did. Lol.
Anway I hope you enjoy this chapter!
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In the shopping district of Konohagakure, we see a familiar blond blob of sunshine heading towards a certain weapon shop.
Naruto was walking in a straight beeline towards said shop cause people tend to get out of his way and just send him glares from the sidelines. 'Mhm where is it where ist it' After looking left and right, he finally found the weapon shop. He quickly ran towards it to buy the necessary stuff for his first C-Rank mission tomorrow. Ones inside he searched for a set of kunai and shuri.
"Na-ru-to-kun" that sickenly sweet voice that hid the underlining promise of pain. Naruto turned around to search for the person who called out his name. There in all her Chinese looking glory, stood a brunette girl with her hair tied into two buns and a pink Chinese battle top and dark baggy pants. This was Higurashi Tenten, daughter of the Higurashi weapon shop owner. "^_^ didn't see you there tenten, Hi wha...." he was hit with a Bo staff on the head before he could finish. "Is that what you say to a dear old friend after not visiting for 6 months??? I can't hear you?!?!?"
"Troublesome wo..." he was struck hard.

Again.

"OK ok, I'm sorry, you hear me? I'll make sure to visit more often and it was 5 months 17 days and........"
Naruto looked towards the clock.
".....17 hours since i last visited"
He went sailing and broke through the shops window before hitting his head on a tree.

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You could see Naruto with three bumps on his head. Two were the same size but the one in the middle was the size of Tsunade's bust which was B 106.

The info's you get just by staying near Jiraiya is ungodly.

"Now that that's out of the way ...... I would like to invite you to my birthday party" tenten said in a happy tone.
"But tenten, you only have me and your team as friends......." tenten raised her Bo staff. "...... ok, I'm gonna shut this motor mouth of mine and apologise"
Tenten looked ecstatic. Sometimes Naruto thinks she's bipolar.
"Anyway, the party is on Saturday, two weeks from now. Are you coming?"

"Yep, I love the date of your birthday, the first day of April *sigh* April fools day, it's so beautiful........"

"OK that's enough daydreaming. Are you coming or not"

".....the day god has given us a gift as beautiful as Ramen is the first of April. ... GAHH"

"LISTEN YOU BLOND PIECE OF SHIT. ARE YOU COMING OR NOT???"

"Yeah yeah, I'm coming alright but I might not make it. I have a C-Rank mission in two days and it might take me more than a week and a half to come back but I'll try to come to your party with your imaginary friends"

"......."

"You know that I'm gonna hurt you right?"

"Yes........ yes I do"

"Take your sets of shuriken kunai and whatever you need and pay first, before coming back in front of me"

"....."