A day in the life of Satan

Author's note from: Shadyotaku552

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Hi this is my first story on wattpad and

i'm super stoked. So, seeya!

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Hi, my name is Satan. Not to be confused with Lucifer,who if you research, isn't an angel or demon. Now that introductions are over let's get to what you came for..... my life!

Contradicting all drawings, stories, and descriptions of me i'm a teenager. Well, not exactly a teenager. See, I age slower than humans, so in my brain and appearance i'm a teenager. Yet, I have the wisdom and experience of a sentient being .So, in human years I look 21, which is convienant because I love to go to America and drink.

Enough about my age *akward subject change*. Let's get to my history. Now, let's get one thing straight. Every theory you've heard about me is wrong. But, hey, that's what i'm here for!

Believe it or not I was born from pure sin. One thing you might not know is that technically... God is my dad. I know what you're thinking (WTF,OMG,TTYL I have to go tell Megan!) See, the big man created man and man created me through original sin ( read genisis ) So, a lot of his godly power went into me, but blackened.

Basically, he shoots gold, I shoot onyx, he shoots out rainbows and I shoot out clouds. You know, the basics. Once he found out about me he invited me into Heaven on the condition that I behaved, I didn't.

I made a couple of friend who thought the way I did, that Heaven was too perfect. We tried to take over and we failed miserably. ( #noob )

We were kicked out of Heaven, litterally. This is what you might call "the falling". In fact, we got kicked out so hard we were sent into another dimension. This is what you know as Hell. This is where souls of the damned go after death.

Now that you know a bit about me i'll pass the keyboard to my friend Shadyotaku552.

Hi guys, I hope you liked chapter 1 of Satan's autobiogrophy i'll update as soon as I can. Remember to vote, comment, and follow, or Satan will eat your souls :)