This is a crackfic for no reason at all.
Do not enjoy Do not enjoy at all jeez
The llamas all killed my potatoes i cries and den i glomped and cried until the llamas died and then i ate my llamas pet llamas pet llamas
WARNING
THE FOLLOWING STORY IS NOT FOR THE EMOTIONALLY STABLE
OR THE MENTALLY STABLE
THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME, NOW READ THE FREAKING STORY
"ples nu" i stared at teh lama hge looiked at me "but i luvvv you llamas your my llamas lalmaslamlsmalsmdl"
I looled back a him "but fifnn';t you luvvvvvv britny i say at him and he looks bakc at me " i di d onece but then we mat and then we lovvedf eachother and then potatoes10572389r fesef as" then he exploded and ran arund saying omfgomgomgomg and then he explkoded again i stoood thaser eadn dsaid omgomgomg wtf
them "gasp" the audience shouted and whisperd at the same time omgo9jmg i siad adnd theb the llamas cacme adn danced like there was no tomorrow then they cried aqnd i died and the diediedieddieieieieieieiei and hten we all cried
OMG I AHVE TO CHANGE THIS TO RATED R NOW :O TO MUCH SEXUAL REFERENCES
K NOW HERE'S THE REALLLL STORY AbOUT MY oC
SO
sextyalpaccaa sat in the beutifl fields, lookn sxyyyy and tn asxy lma cacme up adn said oooiii you nmust be soo sexy
bsedxty alpaccass said oi yes i sdoi secy sedcier than ur mom
"lol said thed lams and hte a LAL OF A USDDEN AN ALAPACLS CAM EOU TAND ATE SSEXYALPAXCA AND SHE IS DEADDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11122332!!!!!!!#$%!^$%!^!!!!!!
BUT WAIT
SHE WASDNT
OGMF
SO tHEbn she Die d and the llamas dances and tehr re aqre dstill too many sexuall reeggferences!!!
