Matthew had just learned his ABC'S and was very scared of doing them in front of the class . The teacher told him that the best way to conquer his fears would be just go ahead and do it . So , he stood infront of the class and began
Matthew : ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ
Teacher : Very good , matthew . But you forget the P . Where the P ?
Matthew : It's running down my leg