SORCERER Magazine
Issue No. 1
May 7, 1459
HELLO magic enthusiasts! In today's issue, we will feature one of the leading guilds in all of Terra. Standing gallantly at Kastellia city, the mage guild Dragon Tail !
We will provide you some information about the guild and its casts of awesome mages! Let's get started...
Dragon Tail is a professional mage guild currently posted at Kastellia City. It has two floors and a seperate building that serves as dorms. There are many facilities that keeps the guild entertained: a bar that serves numerous kinds of drinks, a swimming pool at the back of the guild only to be accessed by entering the very building itself, and a large electronic bulletin board where requests are easily made digitally.
Dragon Tail's etymology is unclear but the biggest hint would be the exisence of six dragonslayers currently in the guild. Dragonslayer magic is a kind of ancient magic that has the power to kill dragons! Talk about NASTY POWER! The guild is lead by Lady Jasmine, one of the ten wizard saints. The guild has three registered S-Class mages.
We've gathered important information about the guild's crowned jewels, the six dragonslayers:
Louis
Age: 17
Birthday: August 23
Magic: Forest Dragon Slayer
Likes: Indecent Magazines, Women, Trees
Dislikes: Nothing
Shane
Age: 17
Birthday: November 6
Magic: Fire Dragon Slayer
Likes: Chocolates, Men
Dislikes: Idiots
Marcus
Age: 16
Birthday: March 27
Magic: Ice Dragon Slayer
Likes: Ice Cream, Indecent Magazines, Japanese Rock Bands
Dislikes: Bugs, Darkness
Jaydee
Age: 16
Birthday: June 21
Magic: Cosmic Dragon Slayer
Likes: Food, Dinosaurs, Korean Pop Stars
Dislikes: Boys
Gale
Age: 18
Birthday: July 21
Magic: Sky Dragon Slayer
Likes: Stars, Stuffed Toys, Korean Pop Stars
Dislikes: Boastful people, Trouble
Daemon
Age: 17
Birthday: October 21
Magic: Dark (?) Dragon Slayer
Likes: Pranks, Friends, Indecent Magazines, JAM
Dislikes: Scum who treat other people as slaves
As a group, the six dragonslayers are nicknamed "JAMMED Snobbers". According to their fellow mages, four of them (Shane, Jaydee, Gale, and Louis) didn't talk to other people when they first got to the guild. Thus, the name "Snobbers" has been born. While "JAMMED" came from Daemon's insatiable desire for Jam.
We've managed to have a little chat with two of the dragonslayers: Jaydee and Gale.
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Interviewer Jason: Good morning wizards! My name's Jason from Sorcerer Magazine. I would like to interview you guys and feature you in our first issue!
Gale: We're gonna be famous!
Jaydee: *Squeals* We're going to be as famous as Big Bang!
Interviewer Jason: *coughs* So uhm, let's begin with your personal preferences. What kind of music do you guys listen to?
Gale: We both love K-POP!
Jaydee: And the same bands, 2NE1 and Big Bang!
Gale: Someday I wish I would be like Dara
Jaydee: That's not fair, I'm Dara!
Gale: No, I am!
Jaydee: *laughs* Ok fine. As long as I could be GD's wife
Gale: Oh darn it
Interview Jason: *laughs uncomfortably* Okay next question. Where do you usually hang out?
Gale: Well, the six of us (dragonslayers) usually hang out at the guild with or at Lumwood forest.
Jaydee: But when it's just us two, we usually hang out at Central Perk. They have the best cupcakes in the world! <3
Interviewer Jason: COOL! Next, what are your usual preferences for guys? Romantically?
Jaydee: I'll never have a boyfriend. Guys are just sick.
Gale: *laughs uncomfortably* Well for me... No one can tell. I believe in "soulmates." I do think that there is one certain person meant for someone. My perfect guy would be someone whom I can relate too and it should have that comfortable feeling that "THIS IS IT!"
Jaydee: *widens eyes* Wow... I n-never knew you were like that *scratches head*
Interviewer Jason: COOL! Well then let's move on to your unusual kind of magic. What does your corresponding magic do that seperates from other dragonslaying magic.
Jaydee: Cosmic Dragonslayer Magic deals with the power of cosmos, of space and beyond heavens. I can summon celestial spirits just like a Celestial Spirit Mage although I have the advantage of freely using extra magic: Heavenly Body Magic. I can use my keys as vessels that collect cosmic energy from the stars and release those energies as beams of light. That's why I'm most effective at night, where a bunch of stars would appear. I can still use it at daylight 'cause the sun is also a star.
Interviewer Jason: COOL! How about you Gale-san?
Gale: W-well uhm, I have Sky Dragonslaying Magic. Usually I control the elements of the sky, the very wind itself. Although Sky Dragonslayer Magic is less offensive than others. I usually use Enhancement Magic. I can improve my allies' offensive and defensive capabilities and even heal injuries. It usually uses more magical power than offensive magic. I can also summon wings at my back that allows me to fly to short distances.
Interviewer Jason: COOL! Last question guys! From your own guild, Dragon Tail, who deserves a title of being a wizard saint (other than Lady Jasmine of course) and why?
Gale: ... I guess Asya. She can summon a bunch of armors and weapons swiftly. I have never seen Re-Equip magic to be as flexible and swift as how Asya does it. Plus, she has some kind of valor and desire to help other people despite her big-mouthed personality. ^_____^
Jaydee: That's a toughie... but I've gotta pick Akira. Despite not being an S-Class mage, she has immense power... and it seems like she's not using any kind of magic at all. She uses an unsheated sword for battle yet she can cut through any armor. That's pretty cool I think.
Interviewer Jason: COOL! Interesting, both mages use swords in combat. Well thank you for your cooperation girls! Until next time.
Jaydee: OH OH OH, Dara and GD... if you're reading this... PLEASE BE MARRIED! You're my OTP <3 <3
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COOL! The next issue will come in a few days. It will feature Dragon Tail's Beatrice as our model :D The next people we are going to interview are both hot and cold rivals: Marcus and Shane. Comment down below any question you would like to ask. Be sure to subscribe to Sorcerer Magazine!
