Smosh in wonderland

chapter one: A jouney through madness

This is a tale about a young man that takes an unexpected journey to a strange and totally weird land. The name of this young man is named, Ian Hecox and by the end of this he will be forever changed, but I'm getting ahead of myself let's start from the beginning…

It was the twenty first day of march, it was sunny and slightly windy. it was a beautiful day for a picnic for both smosh games and smosh squad to have fun together. Mari, olivia, and flitz were all dancing to the music that was playing, joven, wes, lasercorn, and sohinki were enjoying the food that ian and anthony made on the grill and noah, keith, and shane were playing the games that they brought for the picnic for competitions like water balloon fights, bean bag toss, flag football, and limbo. After a few hours into the picnic ian started to get really tired and decided to go take a nap in a hamic he put up before everyone got there, he slept for a couple of minutes and woke to everyone gone except joven and a hole about the size of a obese man, ian gets up and starts walking to joven when he hears him yell ”shit I'm so fucking late, not again”.

When ian got close enough he realized that joven had bunny ears and a bunny tail and a pocket watch in his hand, before ian could say anything joven jumped in, ian ran to the hole and looked in to try to see him but then felt a small shove from behind. As ian fell he saw a shadow at the top and noticed it was barbershop pole right there watching from above, ian turned back around and saw things flying by and doors and wallpaper on the walls of the hole, before he knew it he was close to the floor which was full of spikes and there was nothing he could do, when he hit the spikes he noticed that… they were foam spikes he was so happy to be alive but angry at the dipshit that put them there.

After a couple of minutes punching a foam spike ian looked around to see where he was. Then he noticed a hallway that leaded to a room that he would say looked like a clown exploded, as he looked around he saw a small glass box that had a pink frosted sprinkled doughnut that had a sign that said “Eat me”. With zero hesitation, ian ate the doughnut, after eating one bite ian was shrinking to the size of a ken doll but not his clothes. Luckily, there was a ken doll near the foot of the table and a bottle of soda that reads “Drink me” ian thought to himself “if the doughnut made me shrink then this must make me grow, maybe I should look around. this size will help me to see if I need something. Ian turned around and saw bunny joven again and ran to him “Joshua, WAIT!!” Ian shouted and as if not hearing him joven walk through the door and locked it behind him.

Ian ran up to the door and banged on it with all his might “OW, WHAT THE FUCK MAN?” ian looked around to see that no one was there and then looked back at the door to see that it had a face on it, ian jumped back and saw it was keith. “KEITH,what the hell happened to you?” Ian said in a state of shock, “well, first of all some jive turkey just bopped me in the face so there is that...” he said in a sarcastic yet snarky attitude ”...and who is this keith you keep calling me, my name is , knocksworth” he said in a proud voice. Ian stood there in confusion then said “oh...my bad man, I mean knocksworth?...” As he said that knocksworth scoffed and rolled his eyes “... but can you open up I need to get passed you to catch up with a friend”, ian explained “oh” exclaimed knocksworth “your friends with the white rabbit”, again ian looked on confused and said “yeah the rabbit” as if just rolling with it.

“Well ,sorry my dude” said knocksworth”but your friend locked me when he passed by me”. Ian stared at knocksworth”well can't you  unlock yourself”, ian said with an attitude”no I can't” said knocksworth”but you can, see that key there on the table”, ian turned and looked up to see a gold key there at the edge of the table, a key he didn't notice until now “yeah”, ian exclaimed “that’s the key to my lock, if you can get it you can unlock me and you can get through”, said knocksworth. Ian nods and runs to the table and his old clothes, first grabbing the bottle then striping and getting into his old clothes so he can grab the key and shrink back down and have clothes to change into because he doesn't see any other male dolls to use their clothes if those rip.

After a process of getting on the doll shorts for a second time, ian proceeded to knocksworth “Hey knocksworth I got your key” ian said as if he is rubbing it in his face “good, very good” said knocksworth noteworthy noteworthy “now what”, said ian “place it in my mouth and turn it”. Ian, trying to hold back his laughter, places the key in knocksworth’s mouth and turns till he hears a click,” there I am open, you may now pass” says knocksworth as if it was a great feat ian did “ thanks...I guess”, said ian questioningly as he walks past knocksworth” have a marvelous time in wonderland...Alice” as soon as knocksworth said that he slammed himself shut,”Alice?”, Ian thought to himself “I ain't no damn girl” as ian mumbled to himself walking through the walkway he found himself in a forest and noticed something quite hilarious, Ian's clothes had changed from a light blue T-shirt and shorts to a light blue dress with black and white stockings and black dress shoes that are meant for girls, “WHAT THE HEEEEELLLLL !?!?!?!?!?!?”.