Do You Remember Me?~ Touka X Yoriko Fanfic

Do you Remember me?

Touka: Eh...

Yoriko: This sounds more depressing than loving...

Admin: :)

Touka and Yoriko: .....?

Admin: Its not sad-

Touka: OH SHIT THAT MEANS IT IS

Smudge: :)

SPOILERS AHEAD

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Toukas eyes glared at the white haired man across the table from her.

He glared right back. It was silent for a while.

"No" Was the only words that left the bluenette's soft lips, making the male roll his eyes in response. "You can't wait forever Touka! Geez, I thought you changed since when we were in anteiku, but obviously, you're still just as damn stubborn about humans..."

She shrugged and nodded nonchalantly, making him sigh and rub his temples. "You're impossible. Seriously, Touka, she's your best friend for goodness sake. And you have NO IDEA how hard it was to track her down!" She growled. "I never ASKED you to do that you dimwitted idiot!" A smirk curved onto his lips. "Was that a double negative? Does that make me smart?" She flicked his forehead. "NOW who's changed? You wouldn't have even had the courage to THINK that a few years ago..."

He shrugged in response, sipping the coffee that had cooled in front of him. "When shit happens, shit changes. No need to comment on that." She sipped her own coffee, glad to be off of the topic of Yoriko.

Kaneki, however, was not.

"You're not escaping this you know... You ARE going to go and surprise Yoriko." She sighed and leant back in her chair. "KANEKI. You may be the one eyed king, but you don't control me! OR Yoriko, for that matter! I ABANDONED her... She'd never want to see me! Deal with it!"

Now, Ayato and Hinami perked up in the corner. "Oneesan... Yoriko was really nice to you... She really liked you! I highly doubt she'd ever be mad at you..." Touka looked over towards the two. Ayato scoffed. "The bitch was in love with you-" Hinami then kicked his leg under the table, making him yelp and hit his knee on the table. "AY, WHAT WAS THAT FOR, ASSHOLE!?" Hinami glared and tilted her head toward Touka, revealing a very red faced bluenette to Ayato. "What?! It's fucking true! She was all over you when I was a kid, before I left... It was fucking annoying!" Kaneki perked up for a moment, adjusting his black eyepatch. "Swearing every two minutes doesn't make you cool, Ayato."

This made Ayato jump up and advance towards Kaneki and Toukas table. "The fuck did you just say to me?!" Kaneki looked up calmly. "Stop swearing. And sit down. You're only embarrassing yourself." Ayato gritted his teeth. "Yeah, whatever. King my ass..." He turned toward Touka. "YOU are a coward. You say you did Yoriko wrong by leaving her, but then you don't face the consequences of the action. IDIOT."

Touka growled and stood, slamming her hands on the table. "HEY! WHY DID I GET INVOLVED IN YOUR PUBERTY RAGE TOWARD KANEKI? KEEP ME OUT OF YOUR HISSY FITS!" He slammed his fist into the table, spilling the coffee sitting on it. "SHUT UP, YOU CHILD! AT LEAST I WENT THROUGH PUBERTY. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THOSE BREASTS WOMEN ARE SUPPOSED TO HAVE? HINA'S ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS!" She got close to his face. "WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU COMPARING ME AND HINAS BOOBS?" He gripped her collar. "I WASN'T YOU PERVERT" She gripped his back. "PERVERT? SAYS THE ONE LOOKING AT HIS SISTERS CHEST!"

Hanami's eyes widened. "It's like looking at them both gender bent... Oh, my..."

Kaneki sighed and pushed them apart. "Enough. Touka, Ayato is right. You need to fix your own mess!" She backed away. "THIS IS PEER PRESSURE!" Ayato smirked. "Yeah, it is. And YOU are going to see that fucking chef." She sighed.