Partners In Crime

[EXTRA] Eren's Dirty Secret With Hanji

•After Eren's suprising development as a seme he sneaks out of the apartment and into the back alley where Hanji awaits him•

'Hanji-san. The drug seems to have worked perfectly.'

'See? What did I tell you? The Seme Drug is absolutely wonderful. I bet you've given Heichou a good and confusing time?'

'Yeah, he seems happy yet conflicted about it.'

'Hahahaha. I don't expect him to accept this. Not one bit. His darling uke developing into a seme? That's gotta strike him hard.'

'But Hanji-san, that really scared me to death! I was aware of what I was doing but I couldn't control it! Heichou might expect me to do it every know and then but i'm not exactly skilled in that area.'

'Not to worry! I'll provide this drug for you at the same price you bought yesterday.'

'Haah?! Can't I get a discount? You do know that I spent my whole month's allowance on that right? Besides, I'll be buying frequently! Don't you have a wholesale price?'

'These drugs don't come cheap kid. It's not my problem anyway. You were the one who wanted to please Heichou.'

'.......Oh fine! I'll save up some money again so keep that for me!' Eren bids Hanji and runs out of the alley, back into his Levi. But little did he know that Levi is just a step away.

'So this is where you were hiding eh?' Levi pops out of the corner, making Eren drop his jaw.

'Levi? Since when were you here?'

'Since you left the apartment. Now what's this Seme Drug you two have been discussing about?' Levi lifts Eren by his nape collar.

'Hanji-san! Help!' Eren turns to Hanji but she sped off like a blur, leaving Eren and Levi alone.'

'So, mind explaining to me?' Levi leans in real close to Eren.

'I.....ehmm.' Eren was at a loss for words and could do nothing but fidget.

'Hmmm. Looks like someone won't be getting a wink of sleep tonight. Not until he fesses up, that is.' Levi grins and carries Eren back to their apartment. You could almost hear Eren's crying yaoi hole for it's about to be fiercely destroyed by Heichou's yaoi sword. (^_^;)

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