S/he werid ass pickup line

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Ian:
"Hey girl, your as hot as the bottom of my laptop."

Anthony:
"Are you butt dialing me, because I swear that ass is calling me."

Lasercorn:
"You know what's the best thing in life, the first word in this sentence."

Sohinki:
"Let's play titanic, you be the ocean, and I'll go down on you."

Joven:
"Do you like Batman?"

Wes:
"I'm a The Cookie Monster, cause I want to eat you up."

Flitz:
"You look a lot like my next girlfriend?"

Mari:
"Do you mind if I walk you home? Because my mom always told me to follow my dreams."

Keith:
"Damn girl, you lookin' fine!"

Noah:
"Can you call me nemo? Because I'm never afraid to touch the butt."

Shayne:
"Let me tie you shoes, can't have you falling for someone else."

Olivia:
"I'd flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with me awkwardness."

Courtney:
"Lets flip a coin, heads you mine, tails I'm yours."

Y'all in still sick.

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