Warning: The song at the top kinda has earrape, but it's nice earrape. Like garage band sounding music. So, turn down the volume a bit if you feel the need. ALSO THERE ARE SCRATCHY AND STATIC-Y NOISES, IN CASE THOSE MAKE YOU UNEASY.
(Ugh highkey hate how Hajime turned out... I did way better on Ko. I'm sorry Hajime, you have a bad case of... baby hands. I guess we know who the dominant one is in this AU.)
What if I told you that the world was gonna end
and you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends?
Would you take the first bus over to my house?
Or would you take the last plane over the west coast?See, in times like these
with the change of heart,
it was over and done before we had a start.
It goes on in my head,
and I'll wind up dead
singing: cha la la la la la la laWhat if all the stars came crashing to the ground
and explosions and fires started happening all around?
Would you believe me and come home, or sit back, let it be?
I can't do this by myself (ok, alright!)What if I told you that the world was gonna end
and you had 15 minutes to spend with me or your friends?
I guess we don't even need to use the phone.
I don't need your answer, I'll be spending it alone.Chiaki: How'd it go?
Hajime: I asked him about his hair, and then he asked how I make mine do this. I told him, "My appearance is just a conscious manifestation of pixels in a simulation," and he said, "I know how that is~" Although, I highly doubt it. Oh! And then I added, "By the way, I gave everyone hope, and encouragement, and you're welcome."
Kazuichi: And... How'd that go over?
Hajime: Not very well... He walked off after giving me some sort of code.
Kazuichi: Ohohoho... Ohohoho, no way dude!
Chiaki: Hajime... That's a phone number. He wants you to call him. And talk to him on the phone.
Hajime: Oh, duh... Well, I don't have a phone.
Kazuichi: Dude! You just like, gave him some Shakespearian spiel about hope, then got his number like it was nothing?! Ohohoho... Hajime, you're a total rockstar!
*Hajime looks down at number, looks up, smiles, BAM cut to end card*
Did I just make my own AU...? I think I did.