Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the light turned green.
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Because he was a chicken.
What do you get if you cross a chicken and a poodle?
Pooched eggs.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the fox cross the road?
To look for the chicken.
