Yo mama is so fat that when she sings, its over for everybody!
Yo mama is so fat that she uses two buses for roller-blades!
Yo mama is so fat that when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet!
Yo mama is so ugly that her shadow ran away from her!
Yo mama is so ugly that she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out!
Yo mama is so ugly that if she was a scare-crow, the corn would run away from her!
Yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry!
Yo mama is so old that the candles cost more than her birthday cake!
Yo mama is so bold you can see what she's thinking!
Yo mama is so fat that when she past the tv i missed three episodes!
Yay i'm finally finished. I hope you like this book, please read my other book 'The midnight seeker'. I would appreciate if you vote, comment and fan as your favourite. Enjoy!
