Sollux: Two dares for day two? Thii2 ii2 liiterally the be2t day of my liife
Eridan: Technically not-
Sollux: Stfu ED
Eridan: *sticks tongue out* Wwhatevver, just read it
Sollux: Well liike ii 2aiid there'2 a part for you and me fii2h diick
Eridan, I dare you to you to do whatever Sollux says for the rest of the day. Sollux only make Eridan call you master :3
- @GamzetteMacara
Eridan: Are you kidding me?!
Sollux: Nope, now get down and call me master fii2h diick
Eridan: Wwhy should I be bowin' to you? I'm the high blood!
Sollux: Ii2 that 2o? Well that'2 funny cau2e ii'm your ma2ter now bow!
Eridan: *Bows* M-master....
Sollux: That'2 a good ED
Eridan: *Stands up* Actually 'master' I have a different idea in mind~ *Pushes Sol onto the couch*
Sollux: The fuck ED?!
Eridan: *On Top of Sol* *Kisses him*
Sollux: *Struggling to get him off*
Eridan: Wwhat is this not good enough for you? Master~
Karkat: THE EVERLOVING FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING?!!?!!
Eridan: Just entertaining my... Master~
Karkat: HAVE FUN WITH THAT FUCKASS *Walks off*
Sollux: ED IIM GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Eridan: *Starts running* Wwell thanks for that Gamzette, it wwas somewwhat enjoyable
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Ask & Dare with Eridan and Sollux
Random2o, ED ha2 been buggiing me for liike the la2t hour and beecause iit'2 annoyiing a2 fuck ii came up with the iidea to do whatever the fuck thii2 ii2 Notes: Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie also there will be swearing because what would Homestuck b...
