Insult:
I decided to do some maths (wait don't leave!) here it's very simple you'll get it easily -
Retard + Fuck = fucktard
Use it for the upmost bitches!
Joke:
What cat purrs more than any other? Purrsians!
What did one cat say to another? Have you heard the mews today!
What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw!
Comeback:
*mum n daughter texting*
Mum: oh sweetheart I tried making you a bday cake but it failed
Daughter: oh what don't you try again AND follow the recipe
*hour later*
Mum: it failed again!
Daughter: oh mum you suck at making things
Mum: true after all look how you turned out...
Daughter: well thanks!
..........
Well I got a new kitten he's only 9 weeks and its tabby and white!
My three year old sis git the privilege to name it .....Harry ...... yup Harry as in Harry styles oooooooh Harry n Mominah sittin ok ok bye now!
