A/N PLEASE READ! This is the (almost exact) wording of the fanfic that Joey, Shane, and Lisa created in the video "OUR OWN FAN FICTION WITH SHANE AND LISA". Again, THESE ARE NOT MY IDEAS, but the creation of these three lovely people. I decided this had to be put down in words...it just had to. Enjoy their story!
It all started on a dark and stormy night. Joey was on his way to the hospital to visit Shane, where he'd been for the past few weeks. He went into the hospital room with a bundle of flowers.
Joey: Shane, I'm here.
Suddenly, Lisa walked in.
Lisa: Oh, hey you guys. I have been drinking for four days straight, and I don't know why everyone's so damn somber! Oh, you brought me flowers? Thanks, Joey!
She grabs the flowers, vomits on Shane, and exits.
Then, Shane wakes up from his coma, induced from his head hitting the headboard when he was with Joey. Shane had been internally bleeding and had stitches on his colon, and the inside of his intestines.
And then, Shane looked at Joey and said,
Shane: I want to fuck you right here, right now, in this puddle of vomit. I'm into some weird-ass shit.
Joey: Baby-boo-bear, I didn't know that you were into this kind of stuff!
Shane: I am. And Lisa brought us closer, 'cause now you know my secret!
Joey shakes his head.
Joey: N-N-No! We can't do this! Not here! It's too public! There's cameras, people will see, and the secret will be out!
Shane: But that's two of my other fantasies!
Then Lisa runs in, turns on the camera and all the lights and began filming!
But Lisa was actually part of it. She knew all along, and she wanted to be a part of it. She acted like she didn't care about it, but truly, she wanted to be in a three-way relationship.
But Shane and Joey didn't want that. So Shane reaches under his pillow, and pulls out a huge, 12-inch butcher knife! He got up, with all his strength, and stabbed Lisa in the face. All the way, right through her head. Ten times.
Shane: Die, bitch!
At that moment, they all woke up. They realized that this was just a dream, that Lisa wasn't acutally dead! They were all holding eachother, and they were all spooning.
Lisa looks over and she sees Joey to her left, and Shane to her right, and then she realized...Oh my gosh. She just wants to be there alone with Joey!
So she reaches out and grabs a butcher knife and started stabbing Shane in the face. Shane woke up, and with tears in his eyes while getting stabbed by Lisa, he spoke to her.
Shane: You know what? Originally, I wanted to kill you, because I didn't think you would be into the kinky shit that Joey and I are into. But, now that you just went there, and you're stabbing me in the face, and masturbating at the same time...It brought us so close.
So Shane and Lisa reached over, grabbed the bloody butcher knife, and started stabbing Joey in the face and orgasming at the same time.
Joey just urinated all over the two of them, like a true lover. That's what happens when you die...Everything goes.
Then, Joey woke up from his nap, and pulled out two rifles, and killed Shane and Lisa, and survived.
Then, God woke up.
God: Oo...I don't know if I'm going to create the Earth...Never mind.
Then everything went dark.
The End!
