Writing Prompts

RANDOM THINGS

"Isn't the straight jacket excessive? You know I can get out of it."

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"Where's the bathroom?"

"This is a really bad time!"

"When you gotta gotta go, you gotta go!"

"Ugh, here hand me your gun. Bathroom's just around there. Check before you go! There could still be people hiding in there."

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I always thought that I was the hottest thing in the universe.

That was before I drove into the sun.

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Before I begin, you should know that I am a very curious person. So while I may not have a good reason for going into that room, I have a reason. And with me, that's as good as you're gonna get.

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"Craaaaap...."

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"Mommy, what's that?"

"Uh, well, that's bad, um.... That's a body sweetheart. Here, let's walk the other way, shall we?

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You know how when your driving and you see like a dead cat on the side of the road, you just kind of go "Oh. That's sad." And you try not to look and you just drive on? Well, you live in the world where the same reaction happens for dead humans on the side of the road.

Have fun.

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A person died fifty years ago. They have been trapped in a coffin that entire time, with no idea why their spirit didn't move on. Something went wrong at their death or something. Every couple of years, they get up the strength to separate from their body enough to poke through the ground and look around the graveyard, but it completely drains them.

Then the zombie apocalypse hits, and they are brought back to life. Follow the story from the point of view of this extremely confused and slightly ticked off zombie as it tries to find a way to die properly this time.

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A friend gave you a coupon to a massage therapist. As they are working out your back, your masseuse starts to press too hard. You say "Um, that kinda hurts, could you go softer?" They don't reply and are practically punching you at this point. You shout "Ouch! Your hurting me!" They reply simply "I know." And then they find a pressure point and everything goes black.

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The king and queen couldn't have children, so they adopted from a common orphanage. You were selected.

Your life is full of assassination attempts from the other orphans.

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I awake to hear the distinct click-click of a gun.

I squeeze my eyes shut tighter, moaning, and roll over, covering myself with my blankets.

"Go away!" I mumble angrily into my pillow.

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