~~~ Get ready for the hardest cringing of your life ~~~
Lucinda, as always, makes potions. Sometimes they work and make good things happen. Or they turn out drastically wrong. But when she ends up making a meif'wa potion instead of a love potion for...
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(THINK OF ZANE WITH PINK CAT EARS AND PINK CAT TAIL!!!!! LIKE THE PICTURE BELOW!! VVVVVVVVVVVVVV)
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"Zane~Kun!!! You look so kawaii!!!! :3"
"RAWR!!!!!!" he flips a table.
"STAHP!!! ZANE!!! CONTROL YOURSELF!!!!" yells Aphmooooooooooooooooooo... (what am i doing with myself?!?! XD)
Zane calms down and walks out the door taking the rest of the cupcakes... and eating all the cupcakes because he is a fat lil' nugget.
"Why are his ears and tail not full on black?" asks Garroth.
"Because it's what's inside that counts, Garroth~Kun. Like a fridge!! :3" Everyone looks at her ears and waddles away. "??? why are you waddling away?"
"Because your ears are black," says Travis.
~~~this part is just randomness in my head~~~
"oooooooooooooohhh......... THEY'RE ON TOO MEEEEEEE!!!!" Kawaii~Chan screams opening her basement and screams again. "COME ON SHIPPERS!!! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!! I CANT GO TO JAIL!!!!"
There were 407823429755293528 shippers in the basement and they all ran up the basement stairs screaming. Zane was out on the grass eating his cupcakes until all those shippers ran out the door screaming like there was a zombie apocalypse.
"ZANE!!!!! WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE?!?!?"
"Why? ... DID THEY FIND OUT!?!??!"
"THEY DID AND NOW WE HAVE TO RUN!!!" Kawaii~Chan takes out a gun. "I MADE A SPACE SHIP FOR ALL OUR SHIPPERS!!!"
Zane drops his cupcake and takes out fedora and puts it on while also taking out a gun. "LES DO THIS!!! FOR THE SHIPPERS!!!! FOR PINKIE CAKE AND CHEESE LASAGNA!!!"
"FOR OUR SHIPS ZANE!! OUR SHIPS!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They both go savage.
"I ship them so hard," says Aphmau.
Kawaii~Chan kicks down the door and picks up Aphmau and throws her on the Rocket SHIP.
~~~RANDOMNESS IS OVA!!~~~
"Umm... that has to do with Kawaii~Chan's ships. o-o' uuuuuuuummmmm... KAWAII~CHAN WILL MAKE MORE CUPCAKES!!!" Kawaii~Chan yells heading towards the kitchen and making cupcakes.
"HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! OH WHALE!! :3" says Aphmau sitting on the sofa and watches anime.
Zane's POV
I CAN'T BELIEVE I TURNED INTO A MEIF'WA!!! DID KAWAII~CHAN PUT SOMETHING IN THOSE CUPCAKES BECAUSE IM THE ONLY ONE WHO TURNED INTO A CAT-MAN-GUY- THING!!! BUT WHY IS IT PINK?!?!?!
....
Right... Pinkie Cake. -3- Buuuuuuuut... what's so good about being a meif'wa? Sure I have good hearing, night vision, better senses, and I want to eat mah cupcake. NOM NOM NOM!!!
Might as well watch My Little Horsies, what else can I do?
I start making a batch of cupcakes because I don't want to go back to Aphmau's place sooooo... I also get my plushies so I can watch the episodes with them. What if plushies/toys have souls and no one knows but them? Toy Story confirmed.
Getting my frosted cupcakes, I start watching my all time favorite show.
2 Hours LADDER
DING DONG
I groan as I got up, walking towards the door seeing Aphmau. "Yes?"
"You have to learn how to be a meif'wa."
"Nope," Zane says almost slamming the door on his friend. But she stops it. "UGGGGHHH!!!!"
"Zane, learn or no cupcakes."
"*gasp* You wouldn't dare!"
"I will also sneak into your house and steal all your Limited Edition Pinkie Cakes and Cheese Lasagnas."
"*gasp* YOU WOULDN'T DARE EVEN MORE!!!"
"I will burn your house."
"FINE BY ME!"
"And delete all of your recorded episodes."
"I'LL DO ANYTHING!! DONT DO IT!!"
"Then let Kawaii~Chan teach you."
"Oh my Irene, noooooooooooooo."
"HI, ZANE~KUN!!!" says Kawaii~Chan from behind Aphmau.
" o-o dat scared me... don't do it again."
"Sorry! Kawaii~Chan is just so excited to teach Zane~Kun how to be a meif'wa!"
"Oooooh... I can't WAIT!" Zane said sarcastically.
When will it end?
~~~ No one knows Zane... BUT ME!! :3 THE AMAZING AUTHOR~CHAN WHO READS X READERS OF FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!! LIKE YOU FOR EXAMPLE!!
Zane: o-o
DONT WORRY!!! I won't turn into a stalker. You are just smarter and better than GARROTH is all.
Zane: See people. She gets me!
And I ship you with KC. DEAL WITH IT!! B)
Zane: Better than Aph deleting all my recorded episodes of mlh!
