Zodiac Kingdom

Chapter 28~ Deadpool

Signs As Deadpool Quotes

Aries
This last shot has to pull out, but it's the only thing pulling out tonight.

Taurus
I'm touching myself tonight.

Gemini
Sorry, I use humor to deflate my insecurities. Plus, I'm hilarious, so don't hate.

Cancer
You're about to be killed by a Zamboni!

Leo
Whatever they did to me made me totally indestructible... And completely unfuckable.

Virgo
Shhh... My common sense is tingling.

Libra
Yeah, that is a gun in my pants. But that doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you.

Scorpio
Today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

Sagittarius
I look like a testicle with teeth.

Capricorn
Captain Deadpool! No, just Deadpool.

Aquarius
Fourth wall break inside of a fourth wall break?! That's like... 16 walls!

Pisces
I was having a nightmare. I dreamed I took Liam Neeson's daughter and he was just not having it.

I'm so sorry I've been gone so long. Between school, personal problems, getting sick, Hurricane Matthew, and moving, I have had zero time to do anything. So why not the funny, lovable Deadpool to make up for it? :)

I debated putting an inappropriate content warning but anybody that knows Deadpool knows he's way beyond inappropriate so I figured the title warns you more than enough. If by chance you came into this not knowing who he was, I'm so sorry. I have some holy water on backup if you need it. You should also go watch the movie. It is the definition of comic book character introduction excellence.

Any recommendations or any specific Zodiac things you would like to see, comment here and I'll get right to it.

Thanks. See ya later, lovelies.