Last edited: 01/02/18
Author-chan- Hey!
Author-chan- Hey!
Author-chan- Hey! Mirajane you there?
Mira- *yawns ahh... Sorry I just woke up from a nap
Mira- Wait? Is it time?!
Author-chan: Yes! It's time! The Gruvia ship is being interviewed today!
Mira- Alright! Please tell me how it went! ttyl!
Author-chan- ttyl! I'll make a group chat now!
~Author-chan has added Gray and Juvia to the conversation~
Author-chan- Hey!
Gray- Uh.. Who are you, this Author-chan?
Author-chan- Gray, it isn't good to reply to a person you don't know! Geez. *rolls eyes
Gray- H-How do you know my name? STALKER ALERT!!
Author-chan- I'm not a stalker!
Author-chan- I got you and Juvia's contact from Mirajane okay?!
Gray- whatever...
Juvia- WHO DO YA THINK YOU ARE STALKING JUVIA'S GRAY-SAMA??!!
Author-chan- I'M NOT STALKING JUVIA!!
Juvia- Oh hey, Author-chan!
Gray- YOU KNOW HIM?!
Author-chan- I'm not a dude, Gray... Don't assume one's gender!!!
Gray- You know HER?!
Juvia- Of course Gray-sama! Author-chan is the one writing our texts! And Author-chan is also a a friend of Mirajane-san too!
Gray- ?
Gray- 🙄
Author-chan- Anyways, I would like to interview both of you with 3 questions for Mira!
Juvia- Okay! Juvia is ready!
Gray- Same
Author-chan- Alrighty first question; Juvia where would you take Gray on a date?
Juvia- Oh that's easy! Juvia would take Gray-sama to Juvia's museum (Juvia's house) full of Juvia's Gray-sama dolls! And then go out to eat at a romantic restaurant and Juvia will spoon-feed Gray-sama too! Then Juvia will take Gray-sama to bed and then we make babies! THE END!
Gray- MAKE BABIES?!! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!!
Juvia- Aww... Gray-sama! Juvia is not kidding! Juvia's serious!!! (T ^ T)
Author-chan- *cough Ahem... Okay! Thanks Juvia! I will write that down!
Author-chan- Now Gray, where would you take Juvia for a date, hmm?
Gray- Do I really have to answer? These questions already seem pretty stupid!
Author-chan- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! IT'S NOT STUPID!!! IT'S FANTABULOUS!!
Juvia- ^
Gray- Fine! I'll answer for you, just to shut you up
Author-chan- RUUUUUUUUUDDDEE!!!

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