JUST SO YOU KNOW: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE, THIS IS A JOKE ME AND MY SISTER MAKE WHEN OUR MOM IS IGNORING US OR TALKING ON THE PHONE, I SAW ALL OF THESE EITHER ON THE INTERNET OR FROM HER AND MY FRIENDS.
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Yo mamma so fat, when she sat around the house, she sat AROUND the house.
Yo mamma so fat, when she walked by the T.V. you missed three episodes.
Yo mamma so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mamma so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a skin eating illness, he gave her 18 years to live.
Yo mamma's teeth are so yellow the traffic slows down when she smiles
Yo mamma so lazy, she got a remote to control her remote.
Yo mamma so cold hearted, the polar bears reach for their mittens.
Yo mamma so short, elves have to get down on one knee to talk to her.
Yo mamma so old, she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo mamma so old she was there when Moses parted the Red Sea
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Remember, I do not mean offense to anyone, and I do not own any of them, except for the polar bear one, I made that one up on the spot....
