The Very Lazy Dragon

Once upon a dystopian landscape of scalding sand and torn foliage; lived a very lazy dragon. He was the laziest dragon anyone knew, well, no one knew him; because he was the only living organism in existence, so that's why he was lazy you see. He lays there all day dreaming about the day when he would become king, but king of what you ask? Well; nothing as being king was pointless without anyone to rule. That's the sad truth; and although you'd probably like to help him, you simply can't. The End.