Hiya, Douche

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"Worst nightmare my ass." Dean said bluntly, "cut the shitty movie crap and tell us who the hell you are." The demon frowned.
"Fine then. I am Lix Tetrax but that's kind of a mouthful so you can just call me Lex." He said.
"Oh, uh.." Dean said, not expecting him to actually tell them, "well, okay, why the hell are you here?"
"Originally it was to snatch that little fox of yours but I've received some different orders." Lex said, "well, really, I've become my own boss now. And I've ordered myself to annoy the hell out of you. Hey, y'see that nice Impala over there?" Sam and Dean quickly looked over at the impala. It was fine but when they looked back Lex was gone. They heard the rev of an engine then saw the impala driving away with a middle finger waving around out the window .
"MY BABY!" Dean yelled, "YOU SON OF A BITCH!!"

Dean's attention snapped back to you. You had about .5 seconds to turn and try to run but Dean snatched your arm and pulled you back inside. The older Winchester cuffed you to the bed again but this time both hands and not just one. He then stormed out the door, Sam following.
"Guys, wh- ugh." You said in defeat. He was probably gonna go find his 'baby.' A brilliant idea then dawned upon you and your claws extended. You bent your fingers and began working on the lock...

You ran as fast as you could. This was your chance to escape and be done with it. You soon ran by a gas Station and saw Sam and Dean being pinned on the hood of their car by the demon. The good in you kicked in and you internally groaned. You may be and idiot but you were a kind hearted idiot. You ran over and socked the demon in the face, taking it by surprise. Sam and Dean stood up and prepared to help you fight. Lex simply stared at you and it was as if a mutant gust of wind hit you. You were sent flying back into Dean and you both toppled to the ground. Sam started holding Lex off. Meanwhile, you found yourself staring down into Dean's shimmering Emerald pools he calls eyes.

You realized what position you were in and a blush exploded onto your face. You quickly got up and turned you attention back to the giant wrestling the demon. Dean started reciting the exorcism. Lex shoved Sam away and stared at Dean, not even flinching. His smile grew wide.
"Well, looks like you're not dealing with any stupid little crossroads demon." Lex said, taking a few steps forward. You were having a pretty bad week and you didn't want to deal with this crap. You socked Lex in the face again and ran. Yeah, you punched 'n ran. Smart, I know. The demon was on you in two seconds flat.
"You know, maybe I should follow my last orders just for shits and giggles." Lex said. He was about to Tear you a new one when Dean kicked the fucker off you and dumped some holy water on him. Lex screamed and writhed as the liquid burned off of his soul. Dean picked you up and hopped in the impala with Sammy then drove away. He knew you guys couldn't beat that demon right now and he just wanted his baby.

Once you got back you were too razzle dazzled to realize you had a perfect escape opportunity and went inside. Dean and Sam made it very clear you were helping them get this demon and at this point you didn't care anymore. As long as you got to see your brother and take a nap you were good.

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