[I am sorry for the short chapter]
"TALLY HO! Yes, my name is Pip, and I would appreciate it if you didn't crush our small tow-" The small blonde was cut off as the giant monster turned towards him. The poor boy gasped lightly seeing the leg raise high above him threatening to crash down on the, much, smaller mortal. "Ahh!" Pip squealed loudly before all went black.
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A small almost nonexistent sigh escaped the unconscious blonde as he stirred slightly on the overly warm gravel. I-I...am I dead? Surely not! Thought the young sweet, naive, Pip opening one of his crystal hues eying the crimson sky. "AH!?" He gasped flying from the ground to standing position glancing around at the unfamiliar shroudings. This... place ... obviously wasn't South Park anymore!
"Welcome new comers! You are now in hell!" Spoke a young man on a platform calling out to the large crowd of people that were, oddly, surprised to hear that. Especially Pip! I'm sure this is a mistake! I am not dead! This must be a splended joke by my fellow mates! He laughed nervously attempting to push by the many people, probably in on the joke.
"Listen up you annoying group of dead mortal slop!" Shouted a booming, yet squeaky, voice along the crowd startling poor already frightened Pip off his feet. "Dear me! Today is just NOT my day!" He grumbled the best he could standing slowly back up. "My Dad expects me to REIGN over Hell one day and in order to do so I need a slave" Spoke the sadistic voice that, sounded, strangely familiar... but ... from ... where? Pip made it to the front of the crowd and begun to climb onto the stage when he noticed the boy in all black standing before him, giving Pip an evil glare. "Damien! Oh joy! It's JOLLY good to see you again!"
The black haired boy's brow knitted together as he looked at the, now standing, British kid on HIS stage. "Uh-Huh.... you are?" He asked slowly "I'm sure you have never seen me. I am RULER of Hell! And frankly unless your that weirdo Kenny you only come here once." Pip flinched at the sudden abrupt loudness. "W-Well... I'm P-Pip from South Park... and..." The bashful boy began swaying back and forth but was cut off by Damien's strangely stronger voice than he could remember from long ago "I don't recall a French girl by that name in South Park... Nor do I care... now," Scoffed the manly boy waving his hand for his gards to get Pip. "Boy... Sir" Just as he said that Damien had to stop his gards "What?" "I said I am a boy..." Damien shook his head "No! After that!" Pip's blue eyes scrunched in confusion "Sir?"
Red hues glittered in delight hearing a soft, kind, voice address him as sir. It was to good to be true! "I HAVE MADE MY DECISION!" Screamed the Prince smiling widely at the innocent little angle shivering in fear. "You will be my French maid from now on!" He gave a sadistic laugh that only the son of Satan could muster up as he dragged the blonde away from the "newbie job" explanation. "I'm British Damien-sir" That received a glare from the demon, "Do you want to have a fate FAR more painful than death" Pip squealed lightly "Just call me Pip the French maid" Damien smirked walking onward knowing his toy would follow
Dear me... What have I gotten into!?
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The Angel in Hell ( South Park )
FanfictionThis isn't your average day in South Park, no, really this story begins with a young - under appreciated - boy named Pip Pirrup who was recently killed! Appearing down in hell was a set back but now he's living in Satan's house! Will Pip get along i...
