Heeey guys, Jazzy here. Lucy and I have merged together (insert dirty thought here ;)) and brought you this story of Lucy's life... written by me from Lucy's point of view. xD
Jazzy - xx
-PROLOGUE-
Well, isn't MY LIFE turning to a fucking nightmare.
My best guy friend is so fucking bipolar, I'm not allowed to do any type of SHIT ANYMORE, and I'm moving to a new goddamn school, where I DON'T KNOW FUCKING ANYTHING.
Oh, you want to know me? FUCK OFF, I'm busy suffering my pre-life crisis. I'm stuck in this goddamn town, in this mothafuckin' house, with a piece of dipshit I call my life! Hehehe...
Fuck. FUCK. ffuucckk. FUCKFUCKFUCK. It's my favourite word.
God, I'm so fucking annoyed right now. And not to mention FUCKING PUBERTY IS TRYING TO BREAK ME TOO. It's like:
"HEY, hey LUCY! It's TIME for some serious pain, confusion of life and funny things!"
Fuck man, I wish I had some more good friends like Jasmine, Amelia, Monique.
I'd say Amber but she got me stuck in a loveless sham of a fucking facebook marriage. And even when I was high! Jesus, she's a bitch.
But I love her, you know... actually, you don't know. I DON'T EVEN KNOW...
MY LIFE IS SO FUCKING CONFUSING. Dear god, I'm so confusing.
I'm also crazy, dirty-minded, silly, confusing, and pretty damn amazing.
My name's Lucy Wang, and you're going to enter my life.
YOU ARE READING
A Pre-life crisis
Non-FictionLucy Wang has a very confusing, but very interesting life. I should know, I'm her friend. xD She explained to me her problems, and I tried to comfort her, but instead, I made a new title, so we made a new account, to bring this story to you. :D You...
