(Hello, whoever is reading. I just what you to know if you have any suggestions or jokes please leave a comment. This is my first joke book so go easy on me and vote even follow me if you want.)
(You can shorten these jokes if you want)
1.
One day, a man, who knew no english, decided to come to America. He purchased a plane ticket and flew over to the land of the "free". When he arrived, he walked around the airport. He walked past Macy's Department Store™ and heard the word "Yes". Next, he walked past the Food Court and heard a kid yell,"FORKS AND KNIFES, FORKS AND KNIFES, FORKS AND KNIFES." Then, he walked past the comic book store and heard the Batman Song( Batman, Batman). Before he left the airport he walked past the cellphone kiosk and heard" Plug it in, plug it in. He finally left the airport and a police officer stopped him.
"Did you kill this man?" 👮
"Yes " answered the guy
"What did you kill him with?"👮
" FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES, FORKS AND KNIVES!" the guy answered
"Who do you think you are?"👮
"BATMAN,BATMAN." the guy responded
"I HAVE THE RIGHT TO TASE YOU" 👮
"PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN." the guy responded
Comments and suggestions please.
2. Jimmy Hump-her-harder
One night, Jimmy's parents went out to dinner and left him with a cute teenage babysitter. Once they left, Jimmy told the babysitter"Hey let's f⚠ck!" The teenage girl said" Hell no!" Jimmy responded with" Ok than, I guess I'll jut tell my parents that you did horrible and shouldn't get paid." The teenager thought"💩, he might get me fired." Then, she said out loud" Fine then." So they went upstairs into Jimmy's room and got it on. Then, Jimmy's Parents returned home and heard noises from Jimmy's room so, they went to check on him. When they saw what was happening his mom yelled,"JIMMY HUMPERHARDER !" Jimmy responded " I'm trying!"
