I am sorry for the loooooooong update but here it is.
-C_B_13
3. Repeat this to one of your friends: Once I knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy who knew this guy's cousin who knew this guy...... go on to say that the last person knows where they live.
4. When they are doing the following: sing the songs from SpongeBob SquarePants™ while they are in action.
Eating pizza: Krusty Krab Pizza Song
Wearing a stripped sweater: Stripped sweater song
Yelling " Owww": Responded with:LEEDLE,LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!!!!!
Talking about Camping: the C.A.M.P.F.I.R.E.S.O.N.G SONG.
5. Use the following your momma jokes:
Your momma so ugly when Santa came down the chimney and saw her, he said " Ho,Ho, holy crap!!! ".
Your momma so fat she has cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Your momma so dumb she thought seaweed was weed that the fish smoke.