"99 bottles of bleach on the wall, 99 bottles of bleach."
"Take one down and pass it around,"
"99 bottles of bleach on the wall." Gerald, Petuz Wentzu The Thirdzu, and Bobbo sung along.
"Good, good. Now 98." Mikey said.
They all sighed and started again with 98.
Mikey was trying to teach the boyz how to speak like a regular creature.
"Okay now lets take a break." Mikey said, laying back on his shell.
They all sighed in relief and plopped back.
"See?? Roadtrips can be fun you guys!" Mikey smiled.
"Ifz u callz fUn tOrTuRe." Beebo mumbleed.
"Ahem."
"Oh SORRY -.- I meant, IF you call fun torture." Beebo repeated.
"How far are we away from the place Pete?" Gerard asked.
"A few miles away but not so far." Pete replied back, continuing to drive.
"Wat dafa--"
BOOMSHADOOSKSHABOBSHAFALOLOLFACRACKATOWAAAA
"Oh pleaseee, not again." Pete hopped out the bus and looked over to the back.
A smol man and a best friend were seen, the smol man sobbed and the best friend rubbed his back.
"What the shabishbosookpa??" Pete went over to the smol man and asked, "Are you okay?"
Which he responded,
"WHAT DOES IT LOOK LIKE?!?!? I'M NOT O-FUCKING KAY" he broke down and his fren kept comforting him.
"Plz dun sew us pls." The friend begged lightly
"What's your name?" Pete asked.
"Jishwa is the name. Pleasuring Tylu is the game." The fren spoke.
Mikey came by and yelled up to Pete, "The back engines are smashed!", the snail was furious.
"Great! Without the bus we have no lives! Now whattarewe gonna do???!" Pete tapped his feet rePEATedly trying to think.
Jish broke the thought silence, "I knowz! How about you take a RIDE on our bike and we cannn gives you a RIDE 2 were u gots to B. Don't worry, the bike haz like a catrillion seats bcuz were in need of a catrillion frenz but we only have 2."
"Kinda like our band." Tyluz sniffled andz a hizzzled.
"Nu-uh." Josh responded.
"Shush before I kick u out da band." Tylr hissed.
Josh: "...."
"We'll RiDe u but at the expense of shell finz." Tylu stated.
"Butt dun u think dats stoopiー"
"Deal." Pete interrupted happy with the offer.
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Finding Beebo
FantasyWhy do people read the fuckin description? Just read the story like wtf? smh.
