Chapter 12 : A Partridge In A Pear Tree

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Scene: Christmas Parade

Twelve men in matching uniform are drumming and marching in unison.

People around them are clapping and cheering

Suddenly, the drum line is broken as someone in a disheveled Santa Claus suit runs through them.

Some of drummers fall down. Three policemen are trying to chase the santa down.

Chris and Carol are among the revelers watching the parade. They are standing by the sago and gulaman vendor.

Vendor: Here you go.

The vendor just handed them their drink when BAM! the santa bumps into them, almost knocking them over. Chris keeps them from completely falling down. But the Santa fell down hard.

Santa: Ouch!!! Ha ha ha ! If Santa's broken, nobody gets a present! Christmas is gonna get canceled!! Ha ha ha !

The police picked the santa up. Santa's hat came off and it revealed beautiful long hair.

Police: You're a girl !! You should be ashamed of yourself!

Police: What kind of a girl are you?! Running around like this, drunk and crazy!

Police: Cuff her ! Take her away!!

Santa: I'm just having a little fun!! You people don't have any Christmas spirit....

They drag the girl away.

Chris: Carol, are you okay?

Carol: I'm fine, thank you for catching me. One sago and gulaman bath in a lifetime is quite enough!

Chris: Sure, no problem. Can you believe how some people behave? Geez!!

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Eleven Pipers Piping

Scene: Nighttime, at a busy street. A NAWASA pipe busted and eleven workers from MWSS arrive to fix it.

Chris and Carol are in the car stuck in traffic.

Chris: What the hell! We haven't moved in 20 minutes. I'm gonna see what's going on.

Chris gets out of the car. Carol starts to get out too

Chris: Don't get out, please. We have lots of stuff in the car. Someone might take it. I'll be right back.

Carol: (thinking) Uh oh.

After a few minutes, Chris comes back and gets back in the car. Carol breathes a sigh of relief.

Chris: Unbelievable! That same big pipe busted again and the MWSS guys are fixing it.

Carol: How long did they say it was going to take?

Chris: Who knows? But we might be here for a while.

Carol: Darn.

After several minutes, Chris stretches his arms and puts it around Carol.

Chris: Sooooo, I can think of ways to pass the time...

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Ten Lord-a-leaping

Scene: Cultural Center of the Philippines

Chris and Carol are at the lobby.

Chris: Honey, don't be mad. You look beautiful.

Carol is dressed in an elegant gown. She sticks out like a sore thumb because the people around them are dressed very differently.

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