Hangover Surprises

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July 5, XXXX

New York woke up, his vision blurred and his head pounding with pain.

"Ugh... What the hell happened?"

"You got drunk last night." A firm and pitiless female voice answered him.

"THAT much is obvious. Tell me something I don't know."

"My pleasure. We went to Massachusetts's place for barbecue. Then you decided to get drunk and gather all of Massachusetts's tea, dress up in late 18th century fashion, head down to Boston Harbor, and dump all the tea there while yelling out 'NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!'"

"...."

"Pfft, yeah. And the tea wasn't even British tea. It was Japanese green tea." Another male voice added and laughed afterwards.

"Gee, thanks Connecticut. I knew you would come through for me in moments like this." New York acknowledged him sarcastically. "Oh, and Virginia, thanks for the update." New York attempted to roll his eyes, but instead fluttered them closed.

"Anytime, brother." Virginia replied with a wink and a smirk plastered on her face.

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 12, 2016 ⏰

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