Not-so-traditional christmas songs!

Karkat Gristmas Songs.

(I lost a bet with Sollux,so now I have to sing at you idiots.Great,lets get this over with.)

Heres a chance to sing along now,

Share these lyrics with a chum or two,

Raise your voice in yule tide song now,

All the tunes are old,the words are new.

Someone please explain,caroling to me,

Is the purpouse not,to make someones ears bleed?

What is the appeal,in such cheery songs?

Why dont we just toss the score and SING THE LYRICS WRONG!?

Gristmas songs,Gristmas songs,

Fuck 'em up reall good,

Maybe if we're lucky we'll disturb the neighbourhood!

Gristmas songs,gristmas songs,

Screech 'em till youre hoarse,

(It might not be wise to sing these publicly,of course...Tch,it's your funeral.)

Theres this object in the room,

Hung above the horn pile,

Kanaya called it mistletoe,

I just call it vile.

For some reason Eridan is carrying a bucket,

I'd tell him not to hold his breath,but I would rathert say,

FUCK IIIIT.

Joy to the world,ECEPT FOR JHON!

I hope,that fuckass,DIES!!!

Here I go acting adora-blood-thirsty again,

I've been doing this,since I don't remember when,

And no mater what she says,or messes with my head,

I will never tell Terezi what colour my blood is,

I will never tell her what the colour is.

(STOP ASKING!)

Oh Nepeta,Oh Nepeta,

Stop shiping me with everyone,

Oh Nepeta,we all can see,

The one you flush for,is'nt me.

Oh Nepeta,Oh Nepeta

Why dont you just go fucking stick Equius under the misteltoe,DUMBASS?