On the first day of twelfth pedigree my matesprit gave to me...
A scalemate hanging from the tree
Two sets of stairs
Three sharp claws
Four cuttlefish
Five fuckasses
Six revving chainsaws
Seven paraplegics
Eight spinning spiders (or spiders spinning)
Nine cans of faygo
Ten empty buckets
Eleven frogs a-leaping
Twelve rippling hoofbeasts
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Not-so-traditional christmas songs!
Short StoryRight,so I found some non-traditional christmas songs,and I basically went 'What the hell?' and put them in a book.Yep.
