America x Reader: Lemon

Readers POV
*sigh* great, just great. Not only did I fail my math test (story of my life), but (ex/boyfriend/name) (a/n or girlfriend, I don't judge. I'm just to lazy to write that over and over again) cheated on me. To make it worse, with my best friend, I can't believe her. He promised he would never cheat on me. I guess he's just not the one.
I thought as I drove to my house.
"Maybe I'm not pretty or fit enough" I said to myself as I parked my car
I got out of my car and suddenly, I got a text message.

???: Hey dudette, wanna come (a/n cum😏, hehehe kill me please) over to my place?

Oh, it was Alfred.

(Y/N): sure, I've got nothing better to do anyway

Alfredo-sauce🇺🇸: jeez, way to make it feel like I'm making come to my house

(Y/N): sorry, just had a bad day I guess

Alfredo-sauce🇺🇸: ok, see you in a while, tell me what happened when you get here kay

(Y/N): m'kay 👋

I got back into my car and drove to Alfred's house. Thank Glob his house was near my house or else I would have.................... I actually have no idea what I would do. Oh well.

~Fancy time skip cause I'm Le lazy~

Once I got to Alfred's house, I realized how late it was.
*Alfie won't mind if I stay over right?* I asked myself *Only one way to find out*
I nocked on the door and heard Alfred yell IM COMING!!!! About three minutes later a over excited American opened the door.

"DUDE, YOUR FINALLY HERE!!!!" Alfred screamed in my ear
"Yes I'm here, now stop yelling." I said
"Sorry" he said, rubbing the back of his neck "Get yo butt in here, you gotta tell me what happened. Don't say 'nothing' cause I can tell when you lie to me"
He dragged me, I kid you not, dragged me into his house and threw me on the couch and sat next to me
"Tell me dude. TELLLLLL MEEEEEEE" Alfred asked me shaking me by the shoulders
"Alright, just stop shaking me like a salt shaker (a/n I have no idea)" I said
"Ok. Go!!" He told me
"Basically (ex/boyfriends/name) cheated on me with my best friend" I sighed out
"*gasp* NO!?!?" He exclaimed
"Yeah. I was on the way to his house for our (whatever number) anniversary and what do I get as a surprise. My best friend, topless, on top of (ex's name) making out with him and while she was taking his pants off. Worse part is, they kept doing it. They didn't even acknowledge the fact that i was there. I saw it all. Then when they did notice I was there, all they said was "it's not what it looks like" the nerve! So I took my stuff, and (ex's name) wallet, and left. I dug my keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive and carved my name into his leather seat. I slashed a hole in all four tires and he got angry at me. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats." I told him
"Holy crap, you did all of that." He said with wide eyes
"Yeah, now that I say it out loud, it sound like too much" I said rubbing the back of my neck
"Nononono, he got what he deserved. But are you ok (Y/n)" he asked
"Yeah it's just that............" I stopped tearing up slightly
"Come 'ere" he told me with open arms
I jump into his arms, wrapping my arms around him and cried into his shoulder.
"It's ok (y/n), he didn't deserve you. He's a dumbass for giving you up." He said petting my hair.
"Ya really think so" I asked him looking up from his chest
"I know so" he told me, smiling sweetly
We stared at each other for a while. He started to close the space between us WAIT WHAT. HE WAS GOING TO KISS ME. I HAD CHIPOTLE FOR LUNCH MY BREATH IS GOING TO STINK. (I have no idea) Holy shiitake mushrooms Alfre F. Jones is kissing me.
Before I could even kiss back I felt his tongue slide over my bottom lip. Just to tease him i didn't open my mouth. He growled and grabbed my butt which caused me to gasp, which he took as an advantage and stuck his tongue in my mouth.
Our tongues wrestled for dominance, he ended up winning. He started to rub his hands up and down my sides, occasionally squeezing causing me to squeak. He suddenly stopped and looked at me.
"I love you" he said, with a serious face.
I just looked at him in disbelief. He didn't even let me answer before he said
"It's ok it you don't feel the same way. I just can't see you suffer with a crap boyfriend who cheated on you with your best friend and.............
I interrupted him with a kiss on the lips. Then we pulled away from each other to breath.
"Stupid, of course I love you too." I said, catching my breath.
"Good, cause I ain't stopping" he said with a smirk
"What's that supposed to mean" I said raising an eyebrow
"You'll find out" he said seductively.
He suddenly picked me up by the thighs and brought me to his room. He placed me down on the bed softly. I felt his hand go up my thigh, occasionally squeezing. Then he started to kiss and lick my neck causing small moans from me. I moaned loudly when he kissed a certain spot on my neck. When I opened my mouth to moan loudly again Alfred shoved a lemon into my mouth. I looked at him bewildered.
"What the hell" I asked him once I got the sour fruit out of my mouth.
"I thought a surprise would get you in a better mood" he told me with a childish smile
"Your so weird" I said laughing a little
"Yep, I'm hungry can we go to MacDonalds" he asked looking at me with puppy eyes
"*sigh* Hehe Sure. Lets go, ya weirdo" I said
"YEAH!!!, my new girlfriend is awesome. Oh by by the way you're my girlfriend now, not that bastards girlfriend" he said in a serious tone
"Ok, do you want MacDonalds or not" I asked
"Yesssssssssssssssssssssss" he yelled running out of the bedroom
'What a weirdo' I thought to myself

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Bish you thought I was actually gonna write a real lemon 🍋

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