Vongola Family Secret Files

Friendly Date (2627)

"Vongola." Tsuna muttered something under his breath, before continue snoring away. "Vongola."

"I'm not a clam," he murmured weakly, giggling, but still very much asleep. "And go away."

"Do you want to have a bullet on your head, Dame-Tsuna?" A click of the trigger, and Tsuna's eyes widened comically as he put his hand up in the air and started shrieking. "Wait! I'm up! I'm up! Don't shoot me Rebor—
Wait...Reborn's in Italy!" Tsuna glared at the boy sitting casually at one of an illusionary chair, swinging his feet like a child. "What are you doing here, Fran?" Fran, whom is surprisingly wearing a normal clothes minus his frog hat, shrugged, before he created an illusionary chibi Xanxus whom is currently throwing an endless stack of wine bottle on a chibi Squalo.
"Boss and Commander had an LQ. Fake prince had gone off to join Gay-chan on playing dress up. And fetish guy was doing something I don't even want to know."

If not for the fact that the illusionist is currently in his room, that it's still five in the morning, and that he used Reborn to wake him up, Tsuna might laughed at how the boy said that with a straight-face. He cleared his throat. "That's not what I meant. I mean, why are you here and for what reason?" Fran merely gave him a bored stare. "I'm bored, so can you go out with me?"

Cue strangled gasp from the other side of the door as Nana (whom is apparently listening to them) burst inside, squealing. "I thought so! I know that you're here to take my Tsu-kun out for a date!" She squealed, cupping her blushing cheeks, giggling like a highschool girl. "It's too bad that Tsu-kun's other friends are too nice to ask me directly to take him out. But you're not a bad guy anyway, so it's okay. And can you bring your boss and your commander here? I can help them to make up and solve their problems!"

"Mom!" Tsuna had the urge to scream like a banshee and cuss like a sailor, if not for the fact that his face are burning. "W-what the heck?!" He finished lamely. Then he noticed the illusionist's eyes widened and from that moment, Tsuna almost thought that Fran would tell that she just heard it wrong and that the illusionist just need his help. Almost.

"Ehhh?? You mean his group of wackos?" (Tsuna barely stifle his laugh here) "And thanks for the compliment..." A silence. "Then can I really take him out for a date?"

"WHAT?!"

"Of course!"

And so that's the reason how Tsuna and Fran found themselves in the newly built movie theater, though the problem now is, the movie they will watch.

"How about this Walking Dead?"

"Nah, no way. The zombies there reminds me of Gay-chan's face in his gay-period swings." Tsuna almost laugh out loud, slapping his hand to stop himself from laughing.

"Then how about this Musical show? It's in Italian subtitle, so no worries." He offers. Fran shrugged.

"Then hear songs similar to what fetish guy used to sing on a miniature Boss' statue in his room? Creepy. If I can scale him of his creepiness, it's would be extraordinary, out of this world creepiness." Oh god, how could Fran said that with a flat face? Tsuna swallowed his laugh.

They just settled on watching the Titanic, which was showed again. And for you dear people who thought that it was depressing and heartbreaking, Tsuna would agree that he shed a tear. But not from crying.

"You know, Jack's death and the way Rose watched him die reminds me of our breakfast earlier. You just watched in horror as it slowly disappears in front of you."

"Jack? Isn't he the one from the Rise of The Guardians?"

"Hmm, I wonder if that Blue Gem is the jewel Pacifier-Mist-chan is looking for? How much did that cost anyway?"

"I wonder how much water from that ocean can almost rivalled your Zero-Point Breakthrough? You know, one touch and everything freeze." Tsuna felt bad for laughing so bad that his stomach hurt, clutching weakly at Fran's sleeves, ignoring the deadly stare the other people inside the theater.

"Cool. I wonder what happened for the people who died when they hit the water. How did they die? Did Jack frost-bite them to death or they died from brainfreeze? How did a brain even freeze?" Tsuna collapsed beside Fran, laughing helplessly. He just can't help it.

=•=

"Thank you for today, Fran." Tsuna and the Varia member was now in an amusement park, inside a ferris wheel, watching the slowly setting of the sun from the distance. "I have so much fun."

"Me too," the boy agreed. "Seeing you laugh that much is enough for me. So always laugh, Vongola. Avoid letting the stress of your old man Reborn get to you. How did he even got the name Reborn? Did he got reincarnated or something? Anyway, don't be fooled by his looks. He may look like a baby, but he is a decade older than you."

"I can't even understand how you can say that with a straight-face, Fran." Tsuna confessed.

"Then that cranky fetish guy, he has a tanned-skin right? What's his name? Levi A Than. Took out the H, and he is a tan."

"Even Boss. Took out the X on his name and..." Tsuna never thought that he could crack up that badly.

=•=

"Tsu-kun!" Nana practically bounced beside him when they reached the gate of the Sawada Household. "How's your date?"

"It's fine." Fran answered for him, despite Tsuna's 'It's not a date.' "I've seen him smile and laugh. That's enough for me already." Nana squealed, wrapping an arm around the blushing Tsuna. "Thank you for accompanying my son, Fran-kun. You can take him out anytime you like!" The illusionist nodded at her, before he turned to walk away.

"W-wait!" Fran promptly stopped when Tsuna run towards him with his head bent down. He was about to ask what was wrong when Tsuna stood on his toes, holding his shoulder for balance before kissing him on his cheeks. "Goodnight, Fran."

Tsuna never thought that he could run that fast back to his room with red face.

=•=

Sorry for the very fast update. Expect the next one! (While I'm still inspired)