Fern's Pov
"These hands were made to take your life! You'll only see me through my eyes! These hands were made to....
"Ugh I hate Mondays.", I say, groaning. My alarm persists and I pick it up and throw it at the wall. The fucking thing sustains no damage and doesn't stop playing so I get up and switch it off at the wall. I look over to my twin sissy Leaf (our parents are obsessed with plants) but I just call her Kitty because she always meows like one, and see she somehow managed to sleep through my alarm. I look at the clock and realise she set her alarm for an extra 5 minutes longer, so I got up and turned her alarm up all the way and put it near her ear. Then I watched quietly as her alarm clock went off.
"Santa Maria! Santa Maria! Why are you suddenly Spanish? I become Spanish when I'm scared!"
To my amusement, Kitty awoke with a start and fell off her bed. She glared at me and I pasted an innocent look on my face.
"Is something the matter Kitty?", I ask as innocently as I can, trying to stifle a laugh.
"You did that on purpose, you bitch.", she accused.
"Did what?", I say, still feigning innocence.
"You know what.", she replies angrily.
I decide to drop the act and come clean.
"Yes I did because you got an extra five minutes.", I reply.
"Ok whatever. You do know what today is don't you Fern?", my sister asks.
"First day of our new school. Yay.", I say with so much enthusiasm.
"Don't act all joyful," mum says as she walks in, "why is leaf on the ground, and none of you dressed?"
"Cause i wanted to piss leaf off," I explain,
"Good enough,"
"Thank you mother, i feel so much fucking love," leaf says standing up and shuffles to her wardrobe as I head to mine.^/^
Leafs POV
Walking into school, with our black jeans, black flats, white singlet, red flanno, our white cat ears, and our glasses on, we get shoved to the floor,
"What the f-" i start, then remember what mum said this morning before we left,FLASHBACK;
"No swearing!!" mum yelled as we got to the door, I stoped mid step and turned around,
"You can't take my evilness away from me!" I was shocked that she even mentioned that!!
"I'm sorry kitty, but you have to keep up your fathers name,"
"I dont see why we had to change," i grumble and send death glares fern's way as she if failing at stuffling her laugh...
FLASHBACK OVERGrumbling i pick myself up and help Fern up as well,
"We need to find the office," Fern reminds me,
"Yes I know that," I grumble and look for someone to ask,
"Over there!" Fern points out a kid being picked on by jocks,
"The jocks or the kid?" I ask,
"The kid, you idiot," she says and walks over there. Shes gonna kill me one day, or is it the other way around?? I ask myself, fern screaming gets my attention.
Looking up at the jocks, I see one going to hit my sister, I run up to him and distract him,
"Hello, I'm new, and I have no idea where the office is, would you guys be able to show me?" I ask them,
"And why should we?" One of them ask, ok his the leader,
"Because you might not get into trouble for bullying this poor kid, that, by the way, has done nothung to you," i explaim with a smile on my face,
"Nah we got class to go to, Geek!" He yells in my face, fern looks over to the boy that we saved,
"Will you be able to show us to the office please?" She ask, as i help him up,
"Yeah sure, I'm Dylan Ross,"
"Im leaf and shes fern,"
"Contrairiwise, I'm Fern and she's Leaf, but you can call her Kitty,"
"Mow."
"Nice to meet you. C'mon, I'll take you to the office.", he says and we follow him to the office.
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A/N Hey so it's Jenny here. I am writing this with my good friend Ellyse. You can call us Leesy and Jen. We are both writing this story as this is a joint account. In case you were wondering, Fern is based off me and Leaf (Kitty) is based off Ellyse. Thanks for reading. Stay psycho guys and gals.
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