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Chapter 9

Your POV:

My eyes fluttered open. I looked around and saw I was in a bedroom. " hm, I fell asleep on the floor... meh I'll take it" I murmured.

I walked outside groggily trying not to fall. I had been dressed when I fell asleep so I was still in uniform. I walked into the surprisingly empty mess hall. I was just about to grab some bread when,

"OH HEY (y/n) YOUR FINALLY UP!!"

' hanji why" I thought as I turned around. "Hi Hanji... hey what do you mean "finally?""  

"It's 12:33" she stated. " oh by the way you should get to training or shorty will be mad."

"First off, crap, secondly I do what I want and I like him mad, it's amusing." I said while grabbing two bread rolls and headed out making sure to walk as slow as humanly possible. After finishing both my rolls I had just arrived and the training area.

"Yo." I called seeing Levi close by.

"Don't "yo" me! Where have you been!" He yelled.

"Well you see I was riding my unicorn Steve and fighting the evil witch named bertha because she was planning to explode the world and my kawaii desu beam wand had no effect on her! So, I got out the moe moe gay ships gun and blasted her off into oblivion and I guess it took longer than expected so here I am." I finished with a smirk

I saw Levi breath in deeply and he replied with "training, now."

"Boring answer. I went to all that trouble to save the world and this is the thanks I get?" I said walking off to find someone for hand to hand combat. I managed to find some horse like creature, I guess he had the body of a human.

"hey horse!" I called. He looked over at me flustered and yelled "I AM NOT A HORSE AND WHAT?"

"Well obviously you are because I didn't say I was talking to you, your first instinct when you heard horse was to turn around. Maybe I was calling for a horse. Oh wait, I am" I said moving toward him.

"Ok your asking for it" he flew a punch and my stomach. 'Nuh uh not today" I thought. I dodged swiftly kicked him in the ribs. He fell down clutching his side as I said "that was easy." I walked off to the crowd of people and yelled " SO WHOS NEXT?" A teenish kid with somewhat messy brown hair and- holy mother of me those eyes. They were practically god himself. He did seem well, a little too enthusiastic. "I'M EREN YEAGER AND I'M GOING TO WIN!" He shouted, so I shouted bad "YOUR LITERALLY LIKE, TWELVE FEET AWAY FROM ME YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL!!"

We circled around each other for a bit. "So, I really wanna fight that scarf girl so I'm going to make this quick. But I have a sneaking suspicion she's over protective of someone." I say aloud. Eren was still thinking of what i was saying so he didn't notice my right foot kick up into... well, his groin. Eren fell to the ground in pain. I quickly looked to the right just before a kick was going to be landed on my head. I stepped right out of the way and caught the flying girl before she hit the ground.

"Hey lets not" I said as she regained her composure. "What?" She replied. "Well I know your mikasa, that's eren, that's jean and your Armin" i said pointing to each person. " I know a lot about you. So lets be...acquaintances" I said. 

"Uh.. no?"

 "Well your choice but if you don't say yes I'll make one of your friends disappear and take there place!" I said with a smile (not my line it's from the hetalia manga kolkolkol) she reluctantly agreed.

"Trainings done cadets!" I heard Levi yell. "Oh and (y/n) come see me in my office." He finished.

"Ok mom" I replied with sarcasm.

"Never say that again"

"Mom"

"What did I say cadet"

"MOM MOM MOM MOM MOM" I yelled.

"MY OFFICE NOW." He yelled.

"Crap" I muttered.

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