Aries: *making a war zone at the petting zoo* "LETS GO MY FELLOW RAMS"
Taurus: *flirting with a cow at the barn* "Damn, you look fine today, honey"
Gemini: *looking at a rhino* "These chickens have diabetes"
Cancer: *looking from cage to cage* "This is nice"
Leo: *at the lion cage, staring them all down* "I am the most fabulous here, you all got that?"
Virgo: "Lame"
Libra: "Oh, Virgo! Did you know that..." *gives 5 hour lecture on a giraffe*
Scorpio: *communicating telepathically with a viper* "Lets kill everyone, mate"
Sagittarius: *looking at the insects* "Is this a deadly spider? Yes? Okay" *breaks glass*
Capricorn: *at the petting zoo watching Aries* "Um.. maybe thats a bit too overboard, Aries"
Aquarius: "Can we go home now?"
Pisces: "WHERE ARE THE PENGUINS?!!"
