1: Make up some stupid club. (The one in this book is the Super Duper Steak Bird Club)
2: Say something bad about 1D (I don't like them, But The she-cats will tear you apart)
3: Tell Leafstar "ewwwwww" and when she says what say " Your kits are half kittypet!"
4: Run up and down the gorge yelling "FLOOD FLOOD!!"
5: Eat all of Echosong's Catmint
6: WARING!: do only while on Echosong's catmint!! Gather all the toms, and start singing JB
(The catmint gives you speed)
7: Start screaming and when Someone says what's wrong? Anwser LEAFSTARS FACE!!!!
8: Run in circles saying "Omg Im surrounded!!" And when someone says by who say "Everyone!!!"
9: Start doing the Harlem Shake in the middle of a clan meeting
10: Tell Sharpclaw " Hey why are you called Sharpclaw if your claws are dull?"
(WARNING YOU MIGHT BE BLIND OR HAVE BAD SCARS OR BOTHAFTER SAYING THIS)
11: Tell Echosong " Look!!" And when she looks slap her in the face(Warning, You might get Deathberries shoved in your mouth, if you do, do not chew nor swallow)
12: Yell out in a Clan meeting "Uh-oh" and when they say what, Fart as loudly as you an
13: Say that Firestar is a PEICE of Fox-dung (Leafstar, Sharpclaw, Cherrytail, Sparrowpelt, Mintfur, Petalnose, and almost everyone in the clan and all of SkyClan's ansestors will destroy you in seconds)
14: Turn on Dora The Explorer On Leafstar's T.V
15: Start a Pizza place and always have on Dora
