Stoner Step Mom

1. Stoner Step-Mom

Lily POV

It's kinda fucked up when your 42 year old father comes home with a 26 year old woman on his arm. It's even more fucked up when you learn that she's currently dating him.

"Hey guys, I want you to meet Sarah. She's my new girlfriend." My dad said happily as they came through the front door.

"No fucking way she's your girlfriend." My older brother Jason and I stated in unison. Jason and I had been on the couch watching a movie while we awaited the arrival of my father. He was supposed to have dinner but obviously this wasn't dinner. After Michael had overheard the remark we made, he laughed from the kitchen.

"I would have to agree with that. She's way out of your league. How old are you?" He asked as he was walking into the living room. Obviously taken aback by this sudden outburst of rudeness, Sarah was slow to answer.

"Uh I'm uh 26." With that, we all lost it. Jason, Michael, and I could not believe a hot 26 year old would hook up with someone twice her age.

"Hey sweetie if he drugged you, you can tell us alright?" Jason said in a whisper/yell before beginning a second fit of laughing.

"Yeah man, I saw you at the college like a week ago! What are you thinking?" I added and got more laughs from Jason and Michael.

"That's enough. All of you, bedrooms. I can not believe you all would act like this." With that, I stood up from the couch and put my hands up in surrender.

"I'm innocent!" I exclaimed looking over at the pair still by the door, "I'm just stating the obvious." Michael and Jason looked at me and smiled.

"Yeah dad, I think you're holding this woman hostage." Michael said before getting up and walking back into the kitchen. "But I'll get out of your hair!" He hollered from the other room.

"And I'm gonna go toke up. Peace." I said before making my over to the large staircase. Just as I began my short trek up the stairs, I was interrupted by the sound of Sarah's voice.

"What did she just say?" Sarah quietly asked my father. Before he could answer, I chimed in.

"You know, get high? Smoke weed? Stoner nation brah. Gotta smoke before I stop losing my current high" I said with a chuckle before finishing the stair journey. Right before I got into my room, I faintly heard my dad say;

"I just let her do it, it's legal and not hurting anything. And she's 19 so technically I can't stop her." I smirked and walked into my bedroom before shutting the door behind me. I immediately checked on my plants, which I named Bud and Brad. They were band members in Sublime which also happened to be my favorite band. Bud was a strain of Blue Dream and Brad was Kosher Kush. I always take great care of my two babies and make sure they were always growing good. Because without them, I would probably be broke. Good weed is expensive. And this was some hella good weed. As I finished my small look over, I began walking over to my CD collection. I was getting my favorite album, 40 oz to freedom. As I put the CD into my Xbox, I heard a small knock on my door.

"Come in." I said simply as I made my way to my bed where I started rolling a joint. "Did you come to tell me he's forcing you?" I said with a raised eyebrow. Sarah was in the doorway standing awkwardly.

"No, your father told me to come up and talk to you while he handled the boys. I just wanna say that yeah I get it, there's a big age gap. I'm hoping this can help me settle down instead of partying all the time." She looked down to what I was doing. "Is that uh, Blue Dream?" I looked up at her, in complete amazement of her cannabis knowledge.

"What the actually fuck. How could you tell by just looking at it?" I was completely taken aback. How could a girl who seemed so uptight, enough to date a 42 year old, would know about weed. To be fair it is the most popular strain, but still. You'd think she'd oppose it like it's a drug.

"Like you said, Stoner Nation brah." She said with a slight laugh. She finally walked into the room and sat next to me on the bed. I looked up at her, raising an eyebrow.

"Wow, just walk in and sit on my bed." She immediately stood up and moved across the room.

"Oh um I'm sorry Lily." I laughed at her and patted the spot where she was sitting before.

"I'm just fucking with you, you're cool." She walked back over and sat down once again." Ok so dude what the hell this is funny but trippy at the same time. So you're a stoner too? Let me guess you also listen to Sublime and Fleetwood Mac?" I asked sarcastically, expecting her to answer no.

"Well, actually yes. They're both two of my favorite bands. And the Red Hot Chili Peppers." She chuckled a bit awkwardly. I set down my tray with the halfway rolled joint. I breathed in and decided it was time I accepted it. My dad was dating a 26 year old stoner.

"So lets get some shit straight. You're 26, a stoner, you have a good music taste, and you're fucking a man with a 3 kids,  a son that's 15, a daughter that's 19, and another son that's 22 which is almost how old you are." I sat there and looked at her, waiting for some type of response.

"Yep. Well except for the fucking part." I just couldn't. Like my body couldn't take this. My mind felt like it exploded.

"How. Just why. How. When. Why." Sarah chuckled a bit again.

"I'm working on it. This is what it's gonna take for me to settle down, finish getting my degree, and getting sober." She pressed down her pants with her palms and looked down.

"Sober from what, pot? It's not like it's some hard core drug. It just helps you mellow out. And that's gonna be pretty hard with me in the picture." I laughed and got back to finishing my joint.

"Well uh, I can see that now. But you seem like a nice girl, even if you did mock me the moment we met." She smiled and looked down at the finished joint in my hand. "Can I uh hit that?"