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(2) Funny insults

Is your asshole jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth?

I'm not saying I hate you, but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers the middle ones for you!

I bet you brain feels good as new, seeing that you never use it.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

Your so ugly, when your mom dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't!

I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you!

If laughter is the best medicine your face must be curing the world.

Id like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.

You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit out a smarter statement than that.

You're the reason they invented double doors!

(My personal fav) If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb your ego then jump to your IQ.

Two wrongs don't make a right, take your parents as an example.

There's only one problem with your face, I can see it.

You shouldn't play hide and seek, no one would look for you.

If your going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor said "aww what a treasure" and your mom said "yeah, let's bury it."

You're so ugly you scare the shit back into people.

I don't exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it.

It's better to let someone think your idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.

Mabye if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside.

Somewhere out there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so you can breathe. I think you owe it an apology. (XD had to respell  apology three times before I got it right)

Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face

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Bya~