The Intro for Hatty Hattington

-Battle block theatre opening- (took a few hours to write all this)

Good evening boys and girls, ladies mmmm, and a gentlemen. Turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story, A story as heart warming and soft as a mothers kiss or is it? shhhh. Once apon a time there was a boat now this wasn't just any boat children, it was a ship a ship full of friends, 100s of friends best friends one and all. A veritable friendship it was! Get it? But it wouldn't be very lady like of me if I didn't mention the most note worthy friend on board, hatty hattington. Say hi to hatty! Hatty was like king friend of friendship, kingdom best friend to one and all and the walking definition of a handsome gentlemen. Now one fine morning hatty and pals set on a new exciting adventure what fantastic wonders will they discover this time? perhaps they'd come across a scary ghost ship perhaps they find a island made entirely of candy. Perhaps they'd meet a band of scary swashbuckling pirates and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy! who knew! But it didn't matter, so as long as they were together there were smiles to be had and adventures to be shared. Now today twas a day like any other adventurey day spirits were uncrushably high and everyone was singing and dancing and having a jolly time.  When suddenly the ocean was all like SURPRISE and a huge massive storm brewed out of nowhere. (storm sound effects) Boy that was quick! (it continues..) and there was thunder... BOOM and then lightning BOOM! and the wind!. And like that it was all over.. "Is everyone ok?" said hatty "I wouldn't know what I would do if I even lost one of you!" hatty... continued. But the eye of the storm is very misleading, children!. NEVER TURN YOUR BACK ON IT BECAUSE THE OCEAN WAS ALL LIKE SIKE! And it came back even bigger this time! Twice as big! As if Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship and they spat in his mouth. Boy he was pisse--- he was mad! And the rain came down like a shower of bullets! AHH AHH!! And the floorboards were buckling and creaking and breaking in pieces of their ship were raining down like shards of broken dreams and then Reginald comes upstairs and hes all like "I say gentlemen, I do believe we are in quiet a spot of bother!" And everyone else was like "Really! what tipped you off genius?" and then hatty was all like "Hey be nice!" Huge giant waves thrashed the boat to and fro, fro and to. Carelessly sprinkling friend after friend into the cold unforgiving abyss of the deep dark ocean. Everyone was screaming like "HELP ME" Splash, splash! And there was huge whale and like WOOWWW

and it made it super scary. And I think there was a shark... Yep there he is! Oh god!

And then hatty was all like "Hold on to your butts! land ho!" and BANG BANG BANG SMASH. A shipwreck has foretold by their fate books of fate. And while it seems like the end, this is merely the beginning of another fantastic journey for the brave crew of the s.s friend....ship