I'm a criminal. But I don't murder, steal, rape, or kidnap. I'm just a criminal, for all I did to get a felony was a minor offense. I said ",hi." And pointed out the bloody hand print on the woman's blouse. So I got stamped 'sexual predator'.
If you wanna hear about sexual predators, talk to my jail buddy, Tyrone. I don't know if you'd even want to hear the crap he's done. We could just leave it at 'hes fucked up'.
It is never quiet in this cell. Tyrone likes to mumble to himself and occasionally scream in rage, then he'll just go back to mumbling.
He always mumbled this line, "Ay yo, my name tyrone!" What's worse? He isn't only a predator, he's a bi predator so I've been watching my ass.
AssHatInATrenchcoat
MegrSRRY
B0b_Burrit0
Theo Markham
Some girl who sits at the table
