Selena: Ewwww! MY EYES!!!
Macy:.... What?
Selena: IT'S A PICTURE OF MY EX!!! MY EYES! GET ME THE BLEACH! PLS OH GOD! I NEED THE BLEACH!
Macy: I WILL GET THE BLEACH! DON'T WORRY!
Selena: THANK YOU MACY!
Macy: *leaves room to grab bottle of bleach*
Selena: *hissing and screaming* IT BURNS!! HURRY UP WOMAN!
Macy: *Arrives with bottle of bleach*
Selena: THANK GOD! *grabs bottle, pours in eyes and gulps it down*
Macy: *Screams* I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING SELENA!
Selena: *stops and looks at Macy* Don't worry, this is actually water.
Macy: Oh okay, continue. *waves hand*
Selena: I filled it up with water before you gave it. *Starts to hiss and burn*
Macy: *eyes widen* WHAT IS WRONG!?
Selena: I FORGOT! THIS IS HOLY WATER AND WE ARE BOTH VAMPIRES!
Macy: OH GOD YOU IDIOT! *starts to panic*
Selena: *burns* MACY!!!
Macy: YOU IDIOT!
Selena: MACY HELP ME!!!
Macy: I WILL GET THE HEAD VAMPIRE! *leaves room and grabs him then drags him to Selena*
Selena: HURRY! IT BURNS!
Head Vampire: What the fuck?
Macy: FIX HER! *points to Selena*
Selena: *screams*
Selena: *runs around screaming*
Head Vampire: I repeat, what the fuck?
Macy: SELENA NO!
Head Vampire: Oh.. She drank holy water again didn't she?
Macy: Yes, NOW HELP HER!
Head Vampire: *sighs* fiiiiine. *pours blood on her and lets her drink it*
Selena: *drinks blood*
Selena: *sighs in relief*
Macy: Thank you now move. *is angry*
Head Vampire: Why.. ;-;
Macy: I need to talk to her. *points to Selena*
Head Vampire: *leaves room*
Selena: *rubs face*
Macy: *walks to Selena*
Macy: *smacks Selena on the face*
Selena: *gasp* WHyyyyYyy? ;-;
Macy: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU WOMAN PUT A FUCKING LABEL. HOW DID- WHY DID
Selena: ;-; i didn't knowwwwwww
Macy: HOW COULD YOU NOT KNOW?
Selena: Wait.. How did holy water even get in here....?
Macy: You idiot! You were the one who filled it!
Selena: No...
Selena: *sits there sulking*
Macy: You are an idiot.
My Chemical romance except Ray: *Walks in room*
Macy: You are like the queen of idiots. This is like the second time this week!
YOU ARE READING
Random Roleplays & Conversations
RandomWe do a lot of weird shit on chat, believe me.
