Yo Mama Is So Old

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Yo Mama Is So Old That Her Birth Certificate Says Expired On It

Yo Mama Is So Old That When She Was In School There Was No History Class

Yo Mama Is So Old That I Told Her To Act Her Own Age, And She Died

Yo Mama Is So Old That She Knew Burger King While He Was Still A Prince

Yo Mama Is So Old That She Has Adam & Eve's Autographs

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