Mark The Hero

Its a beautiful morning at the Zalfie pad in Brighton and Mark is enjoying waking up to the smell of a Zoella lifestyle reed in the spare room. Nala the pug greets him on the landing with her new Halloween toy and Mark wastes no time getting involved in puppy play. Playing with Nala makes Mark miss his own pup, Teddi. He decides to have a quick look though his instagram to look at some pics of him and Teddi having cute times together.

Zoe comes out of her bedroom and tells Mark they need to get ready quick so they are not late for the Zoella Lifestyle range launch in Debenhams today.

You can hear Alfie from the bedroom daily vlogging...

"Goooooood morning guys, good morning"

Mark jumps up and into action and Zoe orders, "You get ready Mark and I'll start breakfast for us all"

Mark rushes to get ready as quick as possible, using his Jo Malone travel toiletries and shouts down to zoe.

"Are we driving Zoe? I know you don't like trains"

Zoe call's back to him... "Yeah, I quite like the drive to London anyway"

The group of friends.... Nothing more, enjoy their breakfast together and talk about how exciting the launch of Zoella's Lifestyle at Debenhams today should be. They eat up and make a move.

Mark looks to Alfie, "You riding up with us Alfie"

Alfie replies "No bro, Im gunna get the train with Sean, Then Uber it to Oxford Street, we don't wanna be crushed in the back of Zoe's Mini"

The gang hit the road... and the tracks. And start to make their way up to London ready for the launch.

Alfie and Sean vlog all the way in cool vlogger style of course while Zoe and Mark enjoy a drive partaking in car karaoke. Singing to 1 Direction tunes at the top of their voices.

Mark and Zoe arrive in London and start to head down Oxford Street towards Debenhams ready for the launch. They have made pretty good time so Mark asks Zoella if she minds them popping into Lush quickly so he can pick up some of his favs. Zoella doesn't mind "Actually I've been thinking about doing a Lush Haul video so why not" she says.

The pair go inside and buy loads of 'lush' Lush Items.

They cause the normal kind of mischief around the shop and leave laughing loudly and covered in sprikles of glitter. Not Louise Pentland... Glitter from Lush products. When all of a sudden they see the Zoella Lifestyle merchandise lorry go by them, clearly heading to the Debenhams launch.

Mark gets very excitable!

"OMG Zoe, look! A Lorry with your face on it, that's so mad!"

They both jump up and down in the street, reacting with squeals.

The van sails off down the road but a bit further down pulls in.

"Why's it stopping there Zoe? That's nowhere near Debenhams?"

They both watch as the lorry driver gets out, the hazards on and runs in to Pret, most likely to pick up a coffee or something.

Mark and Zoe start to get closer to the van when all of a sudden they see somebody make haste towards the lorry and act very shifty!

Mark squints and then realisation strikes across his face.

Before he can speak, they mystery person is breaking in to the lorry and escaping with the Zoella Lifestyle goods!

Mark: "Zoe!! Did you see who that was?"

Zoe: "No"

Mark: "It was only blooming Chanel No 1!!!"

Zoe: "OMG Nooooooooo way? A Scream Queen is stealing my products, We need to stop her"

Mark: "Leave this to me Zoe, I'll sort this"

Mark springs in to action and before Zoe could try and stop him, Mark was in the middle of the road stopping traffic. Luckily Ben Brown is driving by on his motorcycle. He lets Mark take it. Mark straddles the bike then speeds off after the lorry!

"Be careful Mark" Zoe shouts! "You've got bathbombs in your rucksack"

Mark races through the Oxfrod street traffic after the Zoella Lorry. If there is one Villain Mark knows well, It's Chanel No 1. He's fearless and knows if he doesn't stop her nicking off with all the new Zoella Lifestyle goods, He'll no longer receive freebies for his bedroom anymore!

The crowd watch on in amazement and gasp at Marks motorbike skills as he out smarts Chanels every move!

Marks hair moves romantically in the win.... No wait. Marks hair, doesn't move an inch!His hairspray acting like a helmet.

He's caught up to the lorry and manages to nip in front of it doing a rather cool 180 spin, forcing Chanel to break and stop the lorry!

Luckily this was all caught on camera by Louis Cole who just so happened to be driving his 'Live The Adventure Bus' down Oxford Street. His daily vlog can be used to help incriminate Chanel and get her wearing Orange for the rest of her life!

Mark calls to Chanel, "Get outta there missy, I've got bones to pick with you"

Chanel gets out of the lorry and confronts Mark "Go ahead mister, do your damage"

Wasting no time, Mark pounces on her with a straight jacket "haha, take that Chanel No 1, back to Palmer Institute for you madam"

No1: "Noooooooooooooo!!!"

Zoe finally makes it to the scene, out of breath and exhausted from running.

"Mark, Mark! Are... are..... The bathbombs OK?"

Alfie, Sean and Poppy who have all been waiting for Mark and Zoe run over, they have witness all this from the Debenhams doorway!

Alfie: "Mark, wow, amazing Man! Well done!"

Alfie continues to vlog, explaining whats just happened to all his gazillions of viewers.

Everyone is surrounding Mark, congratulating him and celebrating his victory. He's a hero, he saved the day!

Zoe is overheard on the phone... "Wow really? OK I'll let him know" Zoe looks to Mark and says with a big smile "Mark, you'll never believe this! Your going to get a peoples choice award, for todays heroic actions"

Mark: "Nonsense, anyone would have done the same"

Zoe: It's going to be presented to you by Harry Styles!

Mark Faints.

The End.