Signs as weird shit I've texted to my aunt

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   A/N:  This one I actually made myself!
     If you feel like you connect more to you moon sign in these that's fine.

Aries: “*IS SCREAMING* OUR LAST NIGHT COVERED THE SONG STRESSED OUT *CONTINUES TO SCREAM*”

Taurus: “THE FREAKING DELICIOUS MEATY TASTE OF MEATY DELICIOUSNESS.” (Is talking about gravy)

Gemini: “I think that I accidently wrote on my eyeball with eyeliner”

Cancer: “My Zodiac is suppose to taste like cotton candy. WOULD YOU EAT ME?!”

Leo: “My name means ‘the chosen one’ in Arabic”

Virgo: “Okay so apparently the Hamburger Helper meat doesn’t come in the box”

Libra: “OMG I LITERALLY JUST SPENT OVER $100 AT HOT TOPIC”

Scorpio: “Game: Mature 17+ Me: Oh fuck that shit *downloads game*”

Sagittarius: “DUDE I JUST HAD LIKE 5 CUPS OF COFFEE AND I'M SHAKING LIKE CRAZY”

Capricorn: “Bruh I'm still broke from buying my awesome phone”

Aquarius: “Sub-Zero is hot”

Pisces: “I LOVE DINOSAURS AS MUCH AS A 7 YEAR OLD BOY.”

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⏰ Last updated: Oct 05, 2016 ⏰

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