A/N: This one I actually made myself!
If you feel like you connect more to you moon sign in these that's fine.Aries: “*IS SCREAMING* OUR LAST NIGHT COVERED THE SONG STRESSED OUT *CONTINUES TO SCREAM*”
Taurus: “THE FREAKING DELICIOUS MEATY TASTE OF MEATY DELICIOUSNESS.” (Is talking about gravy)
Gemini: “I think that I accidently wrote on my eyeball with eyeliner”
Cancer: “My Zodiac is suppose to taste like cotton candy. WOULD YOU EAT ME?!”
Leo: “My name means ‘the chosen one’ in Arabic”
Virgo: “Okay so apparently the Hamburger Helper meat doesn’t come in the box”
Libra: “OMG I LITERALLY JUST SPENT OVER $100 AT HOT TOPIC”
Scorpio: “Game: Mature 17+ Me: Oh fuck that shit *downloads game*”
Sagittarius: “DUDE I JUST HAD LIKE 5 CUPS OF COFFEE AND I'M SHAKING LIKE CRAZY”
Capricorn: “Bruh I'm still broke from buying my awesome phone”
Aquarius: “Sub-Zero is hot”
Pisces: “I LOVE DINOSAURS AS MUCH AS A 7 YEAR OLD BOY.”
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Zodiac~!
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